Snow Could've Avoided Being Dragged By Finnick On National TV For His Bloody Mouth By Having A Cunty
Snow could've avoided being dragged by Finnick on national TV for his bloody mouth by having a cunty teapot with different chambers.
They're genuinely so cool and it's so hard for me to believe a man whose best scientists could figure out mutts couldn't figure out two chambers and air flow.

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Hobie Brown x GN!partner thoughts

People who write Hobie Brown as an ultra jealous boyfriend are literally insane to me like ??? I get it, romanticising toxic behaviour can be fun but that's not him AT ALL.
Like he'd be at a bar with his partner and be like "Oi, luv, go flirt with that guy looking at ya, I don't wanna pay for a drink"
He would also compete with his partner about who can pull more people in one night.
After a concert he'd be entertaining a group of girls' attempts to flirt with him and then mid conversation he'd spot you in the crowd and he'd be like "Sorry, ladies, gotta go" Just to leave them wondering why until they turn their heads and he's kissing his partner in the middle of the club, or hugging them and whispering something in their ear. The girls don't know what it was but the person in his arms was giggling so they can only wonder.
And I feel like that's much more fun than coming up to a guy who's trying to flirt with you and getting all moody and threatening them (although he'd definitely do that if he could see you were uncomfortable)
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I want to tagteam a subby Corio with Sejanus and hear him whimper and swear he's not into a district boy and a spoiled girl.
I want to kiss his neck and grab his ass as Sej splits him open and shut him up with kisses or by having him eat me out🤭🤭🤭
I want to embarrass the shit out of that boy and make him swallow his pride and his bf's cum.
And maybe I want to write about it 🙄
Genuine question that just popped up in my mind-
If Wyll never breaks the contract and never gets rid of his horns and stuff and then has children
Would those children have only his human genes? Could they inherit the horns? Did the spell fundamentally change his whole DNA? It may be a dumb question with an obvious answer but i genuinely don't know

tumblr has an AI toggle you should turn on to prevent your work being shared with training models/etc! it's under settings & visibility.
Shout-out to Y/N for carrying BTS on her back while they're in the military. You go girl.