Mom I Do Love You But I Am Now Depressed And Have Anxiety :)

Mom I do love you but I am now depressed and have anxiety :)

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

Chat, here we see a wild Y/N finding a mate in the wild. Notice how they used their rizz to attract a wild teacher who’s hotter than he thinks he is. Notice the surprise on his fellow bros as he breaks the bro code and actually pulls someone. And, the lesson is Chat, that Izuku Midoriya is a hot teacher who I think is amazing and just wanna hug him.

𝐈 𝐖𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐇𝐢𝐦 - 𝐃𝐞𝐤𝐮 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

AN: tinsy bit of manga spoilers!! This will be a short mini series to fill the wait of my longer, still in progress series, A Shadow Of Doubt LMAO ENJOY!

PART 1 / ??

“LOOOooooOVEEEEE NEVER KNEW WHAT I WAS MISSIN’ BUT I KNEW ONCE WE START KISSIN’ I FOooOooUNDDD LOVEEEE.”

Izuku watched his friends take turns making fools of themselves at karaoke. He was slowly sipping on a bottle of beer. His goal was not to get drunk tonight. After all he was still a teacher, a teacher that has work tomorrow. The only reason why he even came out tonight was to please everyone and ensure them that he was fine. Not bitter or depressed or lonely, he was fine. He understands that they’re trying to be considerate and caring but it actually urged him even more. It’s just something he didn’t want to think about, life has moved on already, and when his friends talk to him about it he has to remember all of it. The war, losing his quirk, having to be normal, all over again.

“Why aren’t ya up there with them?”

A rough familiar voice caused Izuku’s head to turn. “You made it!” His smile widened upon seeing his childhood best friend.

“F’course I did.” Bakugou sat down next to Izuku with a huff.

“Just thought you’d be busy doing Number one stuff.”

“Tch. Don’t say that shit, I’m not there yet.”

“Yet.” Izuku’s smile softened and his face returned to the stage where Todoroki was now singing Tequila with everyone cheering.

“Icy hot? Who else is here?”

“Just the boys.”

“Maybe I shouldn’t have come.”

“What?! You can’t leave me here with all of them!”

“Usually you would a part of them.” Bakugou rolled his eyes then grabbed Izuku pushing him towards the bar.

“K-Kacchan!”

“Shut up. Sit.”

Izuku’s green eyes stared at the spiky blonde. Watched as Bakugou ask for two shots of tequila. Not their usual, which means Bakugou was trying to get him drunk. Before Izuku could even deny it a nice cold glass of tequila was in his hands then down his throat. It burned. The sensation was terrible but it was just what he needed.

The two men kept going. Downing shot after shot. Izuku and Bakugou could only ever drink this much with each other. Bakugou doesn’t want to talk and Izuku thinks too much. So the tough hero hands him a drink and Izuku accepts his fate. No small talk. No need to catch up. Just two friends, people watching together, getting drunk.

An hour passes and so far they’ve had 30 shots. Denki and Todoroki have even came down from the stage to share a couple with them. Izuku can’t even keep his head up. His nice crisp button up shirt is now buttoned down and wrinkled. His green unruly hair was even worse now, yet somehow from across the club, you found it appealing. Probably because you were also pretty wasted and the lighting was absolute shit but fuck he’s cute.

“Yo, that girl over there, she’s been checking me out the whole time i’ve been here.” Denki shouts over the club music.

The boys look to where his finger tip points to you. You in your stunning black mini dress with laced thigh highs held up by garters. It was a little hard to see your face through the different colored lights flashing but they could tell that you were a beauty.

“In your dreams dunce face.” Bakugou scoffed.

“I’m being serious!” Denki whined. “Girls loveee The Bolt.”

“You just referred to yourself as The Bolt?”

“More like they wanna bolt.”

Izuku and Bakugou laughed hard at Todoroki’s statement, causing Denki’s face to flush. He rolled his eyes at them and looked back to you.

His eyes widened and he flashed his toothy grin. “Oh yeah? Then why is she walking over here?”

The boys stopped their fit of laughter to see you strutting over in your chunky heels. Izuku had to now put his head up to see you properly. Hips swaying perfectly in sync with the beat of the music playing. He couldn’t get his eyes off you. You just looked so bad… bad in the good way. Bad in the way that he knew if he ever got ahold of you he’d be so addicted. Like the terrible shots of tequila, so bad yet so good.

“Hi boys, mind if I join you?”

Izuku choked on his spit. He hadn’t even realize you’ve made it until your voice caught his attention. His fuzzy mind was so focused on how plush your thighs looked. The only thoughts going through his brain were how badly he wanted to sleep between them.

“Yes.”

“No! Don’t listen to old meanie Bakugou he doesn’t like new comers.”

You smiled so innocently. “That’s alright. I’ll go in a sec, just thought I could at least introduce myself.”

“How sweet of you-“

“Not to you though, him.” Your eyes met Izuku’s.

A string of huh’s and what’s came out of the groups mouth. Their jaws dropped. Bakugou knew you weren’t coming over for Denki but he at least thought it’d be for Todoroki or even himself. It was just what usually happened as big time hunky heroes.

“Yeah, I want him.” You stood confidently in-front of Izuku. Whom stared up at you wide puppy eyed.

“M-me?”

Izuku was in complete shock. This had to be a joke. Did his friends pay this goddess of a women to hit on him? To boost his ego or something because no way you wanted him. Now way could he ever bag you. You were wayyy out of his lowly teacher league but here you are smiling down at him.

“Mmmhm.” You nodded.

“Why?”

“Because you’re cute.”

“Huh?”

You simply laughed at how oblivious he was being. Finding him absolutely adorable. How could this stud be so clueless?

“I’m L/n Y/n but you can call me anytime.”

Izuku’s freckled face turned bright pink as you handed him a napkin with your number on it. He felt like he was on fire. His stomach flipped and turned. What the fuck was going on?

You stuck your thumb and pinky out. Mouthing the words “call me” before giving him a little wink that stopped the poor boy’s heart. Then you turned around and left back to your table. Your group of girlfriends giggled. Cheering you on. You sat down relieved. It went better than you thought. Now you just had to wait and see.

If yall know Spanish, then lucky you✨

I made this out of a video of my sister playing adopt me and someone as Bakugo and Deku appearing.

guys I’m wheezing- (search up the lyrics of the songs I used if you don’t know)

And, LMAOOOO

CANNON (but once again, ship who you will)

Poor baby is just so happy he has a child now

I didn't decide a lot on my izuocha kiddos au but this much is sure. Deku would cry. A lot.

ꜰᴇʀᴀʟ ᴅᴇᴋᴜ ᴅʀᴀʙʙʟᴇꜱ ✧. *

summary: just drabbles of feral Deku, bullet point form cause I love him.

warnings: fluff fluff crack

an: I love this feral lil guy sm. Not intended to be x anyone, but I guess if you simp over him you can see it like that??? This is how I imagine simple scenarios. Credits to @ktskibkg0 for the feral Deku au. Like I love that au so much and I’m rambling now…

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oh you just washed his clothes? They’re all dirty and ripped up now after leaving the house for a hour. “Deku..I swear an hour ago you were clean! Why must you do this to me..” *ugly sobbing*

His way of falling asleep is interesting. Just like a dog. *turn turn turn turn* *pause* *sit* *lie down* *sleep* and you can’t help but take a picture, cause it’s rare to see him all calm…

No loud noises. He will bark like a dog, *BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK* at cars that pass by him. “Deku! You’re embarrassing me!” You say, trying to hold onto that last sliver of dignity you have left.

Cuddling and head pats with him is always started by him. By you? No no. Unless you wanna end up in the hospital, despite you provide everything his feral ass needs. That is forgotten the second you try to initiate anything. Deku: how dare this peon pat my head despite them giving me everything I need. D:< (cleaned version of his thoughts cause idk what he’s thinking)

When you put on your favourite tv show, and not give him a glance, he has to use all his willpower not to karate kick that miserable thing. How dare it take away your attention? Like he doesn’t even actively acknowledge you, but it still pisses him off. But if he does, he knows he’s going to get babysitted by someone else. Honestly, it’s a miracle how much you tolerate him.

You accidentally drop something on the floor? Immediate panic, waiting to hear the barking. You pause..nothing? Panic sets in. THAT FERAL IDIOT ESCAPED.

Ah…just feral Deku. He’s like ..a cool kind of crazy, that makes you interested in him, a puzzle waiting to be solved.

REAL

me when i can’t even touch grass because the grass happens to be green 😔