I Find Myself Pleased By This

I find myself pleased by this

hi. i made a uquiz

this makes me want to make a gimmick blog. out of spite

yearning for the day when people stop creating annoying low-effort gimmick blogs

spotify playlists are always shit like "my oc gilbert gibbins is kissing men" or "pov: your lesbian queerplatonic polycule is battling the demons in your shared basement". how about favorite songs. how about fucking music. is this anything

if you want to follow me (I do post occasionally), just follow me. because talking to people is scary but I still crave validation from strangers on the internet

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

me: hey so how far does your 'all-seeing' sight extend?

the many eyed creature in my basement: ARE YOU ASKING BECAUSE YOU TRIPPED ON YOUR OWN SHOELACES IN THE FOYER AND FELL ON YOUR FACE?

me: oh... so you saw that... :(

the many eyed creature (trying to be nice): ................ NO.

I have no tail and I must wag