Canon Blogs - Tumblr Posts
this makes me want to make a gimmick blog. out of spite
yearning for the day when people stop creating annoying low-effort gimmick blogs
this absolutely visceral response to this post fucking kills me. one, implying that it's something a lot of people experience that they are just now learning about. and two, it's not even that horrific. where is this terror coming from
these are all things that apply to me. reblog with what you got!
I have no tail and I must wag
anyways, have some of my very normal playlist names
(reblog with your own silly playlist names!)
spotify playlists are always shit like "my oc gilbert gibbins is kissing men" or "pov: your lesbian queerplatonic polycule is battling the demons in your shared basement". how about favorite songs. how about fucking music. is this anything
love watching paint dry
love road. love looking at road for hours on end
"this is me when you're being mean to me this is who you're being mean to" but instead of a cute plushie or something it's a horrible monstrous eldritch entity
fuck wrapped, how obscure are yall
*sees your dead body * eewww lol *remembers we are mutuals* well idk :-) its cute i guess
god put me on this earth to do stuff I’m probably not supposed to
these four very different comments on this post are making me laugh
crunch munch
this is so shit i need [remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] mouse bites to live
you gave the patient medicine drug? Are you stupid? Patient needs QUEERBAIT to live
man with excellent self restraint dismayed to realize that not wanting anything is more likely a depression symptom than a carefully honed skill that atones for other aspects of his character
"chat is this real?"
"what? who?"
"mods ban this guy"
"who the fuck are you talking to- AAAH"
(smiting sounds)
"chat did you see that"
dnd character idea; warlock that calls their party "chat" and their patron "mods"
I love you tumblr
god knew I’d be too powerful if I didn’t have to go in debt to get a pebis
sometimes life is just going about your day without being able to reasonably use the words implode or explode
if anyone's curious this was what I wrote (as part of a random oc-a-day challenge. I happened to get one that I had literally never written before...)
https://toyhou.se/~literature/250128.shooting-stars-are-prettier-from-afar
I have some other writing on toyhouse as well :)
holy shit guys I just said I was going to write something then I actually wrote it. this has never before happened in the history of writing. someone give me a lobotomy