Even After A Constantine Tells Them He's A Vampire They Still Believe Tim Is Just Tim-ing

Even after a Constantine tells them he's a vampire they still believe Tim is just Tim-ing

Tim gets turned into a vampire unknowingly

How long does it take for him to notice

Dick: Tim? You're still awake? It's 3 AM.

Tim: Tell that to the two new cases I uncovered tonight.

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[training]

Harper: *throws a batarang*

Tim: *catches it at lightning speed*

Harper: Woah, nice catch!

Tim: Thanks, I've been working on some new techniques.

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Steph: Yeesh, at least let some light in here.

Steph: *opens the curtains*

Tim: *hisses*

Steph, closing the curtains: Sorry! I forgot you burn easier than an egg.

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Alfred: How would you like your steak done, Master Tim?

Tim: Rare, please.

Alfred: And would you like any sauteed garlic with that?

Tim: Nah, I'm good.

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Tim and Jason: *walk past an abandoned church*

Tim: *cringes*

Jason: What? Oh, wait, is this a bi thing or a Jewish thing?

Tim: More like a real life horror movie thing. Just look at this place.

Jason: Dude.

Jason: We live in Gotham.

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Cass: Your reflection. Not there.

Tim: That's not a mirror. It's one of Barbara's computers designed to help me figure out what to wear.

Cass: *touches the screen*

Cass: Ooh.

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Barbara: Why are you standing in your locker with your arms crossed?

Tim: I'm practicing for my Dead Robins Club audition.

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Damian: Timothy has been turned into a vampire and I will prove it. Behold!

Damian: *holds up a wooden stake*

Damian: If I am correct—which I always am—stabbing him with this will render him completely defeated.

Tim: I'm not an expert on stabbing, but that can work on just about anyone.

Damian: But—

Bruce: Damian, put that away and come help me and Selina with the groceries.

Damian, grumbling: Yes, Father.

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Kate: Anyone else notice that it's been three years and Tim hasn't aged a day?

Duke, rolling his eyes: Editorial's at it again.

Would anyone want me to repost the polls?

So, I just remembered that a book exists where the race of the character was only told if they were white, which basically flips our view of white being normal. So what if there was a book that did that with sexualities?

Like the only time a person’s sexuality is addressed(not taken as the norm) is when they are straight. And not even in a bad way, just like a, “really, well that good that you know yourself” kind of way.

Like it can switch between different povs and stuffs and just there views on each other. Maybe a neighborhood could be the setting. A inclusive neighborhood where they learn from each other.

Basing it on that, they could, start by avoiding each other based on stereotypes of other sexualities. Then as they get to know each other through events like volunteering at places, hanging out at bars(the adults, and yes all ages included here. Even children.) garden, next door neighbors, through their kids, normal people stuffs

And going back to the ages thing we can include all ages, some people trying to figure themselves out, maybe some adults and kids. And then there are those who already know themselves. Some of then can start out thinking they do and then slowly realize that they don’t fit into that label or any existing label! Hey, why not throw in that one old boomer who now’s they are lgbtq+ and is proud of it and another who is still discovering themself.

More to be added!

I don’t sleep at night, at all. I sleep when my body gives out on me, in the middle of the day

Reblog if your sleep schedule is a mess.