The Best Part Of Reading The Locked Tomb Is That A Lot Of Things Can Be Spoiled And Still Feel Incredible

The best part of reading The Locked Tomb is that a lot of things can be spoiled and still feel incredible to read like I sort of knew about the Princes and who they were from seeing fanart and stuff but even still reading the chapter they're introduced has me SPIRALING

Or they CAN hear them and that's why Mercymorn is always in such a bad mood

i have no clue but I hope the saints in tlt work the same way they do in catholicism I hope there's teenagers praying to gideon the first like "saint of duty, please give me fortitude while I try to do my homework this evening". the saint of duty can't hear you, kid, the saint of duty is trying to murder a nun today

hrt makes your piss sterile because its stored in the balls

Ianthe: I get really offended when people tell me I'm going to hell for being a lesbian because I feel like they're overlooking all of the other valid reasons I'm going to hell.

Naberius’s treatment in Gideon the Ninth is so cathartic, actually. He truly represents that universal lesbian experience of seeing a man that you know must technically be attractive because the girlies keep obsessing over him, but when you look at him you just think “ew yuck die” and form an intense, burning, instinctual hatred for him. Like, every time Gideon sees him she’s all “barf he smells like hair gel” or “ew he smirked like a douchebag.” Every time he’s in the room, he does this stupid routine that you’d expect of the Draco-in-leather-pants love interest in a shitty YA fantasy, except instead of fawning over it all the lesbians in the room just immediately go “shut tf up, Babs, I hope you die.” Truly the man-hating lesbian representation we need in the world

Hiss

Mercymorn, second saint to serve the king undying, and my other favorite duplicitous slut