Am I Not Like A Blorbo To You?

Am I not like a blorbo to you? 🥺 👉👈

so like i need to clarify for like the seven ppl who might notice.

when i tag things skyeposting im not blorbo tagging them, skye is actually my irl friend and that's just my "tag for things that remind me of skye" which is i guess like blorbo tagging but like she's my number one follower and honestly she's literally just the target audience of what i reblog at this point since im the type of neurodivergent that needs feedback and cannot exist without it.

i hope (know) this is how everyone who has ever fumbled me feels

Everyone tell me your opinions on government subsidies right now

i need to get topped by a transfem with just the worst sense of humor. she’ll literally start t-posing while plowing me. during lovemaking she’ll whisper something into my ear and it’s a vine that doesn’t even make it into the compilations.

Two different goats meet 🐐🐐

Nobody:

Master Pancake in 1796: this bat is kinda slutty huh

??? what was going on in pennsylvania in 1796. why was a guy called Master Pancake running around grabbing wild bats

those 2013 rapunzel edits where they photoshopped her to be punk or whatever but instead it makes her look like ianthe