Wtf. I Cant Deal With This Man. He Literally Said In An Interview That All The Pictures Hes Posted Recently.were

wtf. I can’t deal with this man. He literally said in an interview that all the pictures he’s posted recently….were just of him messing around….MESSING AROUND?! SIR? EXCUSE ME? YOU CALL THIS MESSING AROUND, I CALL THIS A WORK OF FUCKING ART.

he needs to do this again

Happiness Will Come To You.

Okay so I’ve been playing Hogwarts Legacy right, and I’m rewatching the Hobbit trilogy movies currently and I had the best fucking thought.

They need to make a game similar to Hogwarts Legacy but with the Hobbit. Like the Hogwarts Legacy style, but Hobbit.

Like, yall don’t understand how much I would play that game. Hundreds of hours, just playing. That’s all I want.

Shoutout to all the people who work tirelessly to keep their fandoms going, even after canon has ended. Kudos to the mods who organize rewatches, fic challenges, and other fandom events. High fives to the people who keep posting new art, fic, meta, and headcanons. A collective pat on the back for the people who like, reblog, and comment on the new fanworks and remember the older works as well.

If you’re on Tumblr reading this, chances are good that you fall into one of these categories. So shoutout to YOU, and to all of us.

bucky: i would stab you right now but, unfortunately my therapist said no

Two things, first: if you do end up taking the teeth and have actual medical experience, try to make it look like someone who didn’t know what they were doing, because they look at the markings made and deepen their search based on if it had crude markings or not. Second: you could totally buy or make some acid to not only dispose of the teeth but also the body. And if you were going to use acid for the body make sure to buy from different places, shipped to different places if you wanted to ship it, use a different car/license plate, and change appearances.

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs