call me django or djo. they/them. adult. i typically post whatever i feel like but expect utdr, muppets, and psychonauts regularly. art tag is #art by yours truly [Profile pic ID: Tony Soprano on Sesame Street tucked happily into bed.] [Banner ID: A selfie of Walter smiling. Other muppets can be seen in the background talking around a table.]
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How are you feeling?
I won’t play your psychological games
whenever i eat a fruit salad it makes me feel like im someone's pet lizard and its my birthday
Hi there 👋,
My name is Mohammad, and I’m reaching out in a moment of desperate need. I’m a father of three young children living in Gaza, and we are caught in the midst of a catastrophic war. Our home is no longer a safe haven, and the future here seems increasingly uncertain. 💔
I’ve launched a fundraising campaign with the goal of raising $40,000 to relocate my family to a safer place where my children can grow up in peace and have a chance at a brighter future. 🕊️🇵🇸
Unfortunately, my previous fundraising efforts were abruptly halted when my account was terminated without explanation. However, I remain determined to keep fighting for my family’s safety and well-being. 🫶
If you could take a moment to read our story, consider donating, or simply share our campaign with others, it would make an incredible difference. Every act of kindness, no matter how small, brings us one step closer to safety and a new beginning. 🙏
Thank you for your time, compassion, and support. ❤
https://gofund.me/fd1faea2 🔗
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2 purple bitches who are like older relatives to me… I ask them for help filing my taxes, The Count assists me greatly whilst also providing an overwhelming amount of information about taxes I don’t actually need to know and Floyd provides shitty classic rock bass as background noise while ranting about government spies communicating in code through the tax forms or something
goku and jeff the killer knew each other in college. they both majored in marine biology. although they both have gone their different paths, they reconnect and play some board games together every once in a while.
youtube thumbnail "I GAVE DEWEY FROM MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE A CREDIT CARD, THEN HE DID THIS" and its a picture of dewey in front of the grassy knoll in the zapruder film
people have been saying the mystery valentine isn't Gaster because the Japanese version is translated into hiragana + casual Japanese instead of the all-katakana + extremely formal Japanese that gaster usually speaks with in jp BUT .. here is why it is Gaster anyway, Actually
meta reference to Deltarune, The Game, which is something that only Gaster has done previously
comment about us "waiting patiently" (specifically in the context of deltarune) similar to the previous gaster posts on the undertale twitter account
"will you help me?" and "i will be counting on you." also very reminiscent of how gaster has talked to us before
the letter being "more or less completely illegible"
possible reference to error/placeholder text "You've come again to this wonderful place. Now tear off the mask beneath your face!"
bit about forgetting themself (or someone else...)
allcaps gaster text has been translated to Normal japanese text before for readability purposes:
as for why he's speaking informally it could just be because it's, well, a valentine's letter. every other example we have of gaster's speech, it's in a very serious/formal situation, but this is much more friendly and casual. basically he is just being silly, OK??
I know the joke is that Rowlf looks like a sweet puppy with cute doe eyes and fluffy stuffed animal fur while also sounding like he smokes more than he drinks water and is fifty years old minimum. BUT. I think it would be cute to draw him with grey in his fur
i hate olympics cuz i’m the strongest and fastest but i’m too shy to show anybody
We Took Pictures of Coach Oleander Before & After He Was Told He Is Beautiful
My favorite character. *charges my beam attack* RAUGHH
coming up with an au were a dead character lives but shaking my head while i do it so everyone watching knows i support the role their death played in the narrative and consider it a legitimate writing choice
i'd sit down with dr. zoidberg and be the first person to truly listen
