(german Rapper Who Has Been Cryogenically Frozen Since 1992 And Is Learning About Transgender People)

(german rapper who has been cryogenically frozen since 1992 and is learning about transgender people) so i hears that some homies is becoming frauleins. is zat so

Wembley and Boober go to Waffle House.

[IDs: Two pencil drawings of Bert and Ernie. In the first, Ernie holds a small dog in one hand and points to them, smiling wide. He says "But I can hold them like ice cream, Bert!" Bert looks back at him with a grumpy expression and says sternly in all caps "No Ernie. No."

In the second picture, captioned "5 seconds [later]", Bert smiles with one of his arms around the dog and another around a pigeon. He wears a shirt that says "I [heart]" and a picture of a pigeon. The dog, smiling, wears this shirt as well. At the bottom of the image is the caption "Me n the bestie". End ID.]

Bert is the dog dad that didn’t want a dog but would die for the dog immediately after getting it

[ID: A digital drawing of Susie and Kris from Deltarune in sleepover outfits. Susie is a purple lizard creature with small wings. She wears black plaid pajama pants and a ripped black t-shirt, which has a ghost wearing headphones on it and is labeled "Spook Tunes". Her hair is pulled into a ponytail and she is nervously smiling. There is a bandage over her nose. Red text next to her says "actually having fun" and "Toriel keeps asking her concerned questions". Next to Susie is Kris, a kid with shaggy brown hair covering their eyes. They have a wide smile with blue braces and are tightly holding a pillow. They wear bright green striped pajamas and blue socks. Red text next to them says "very excited" and "wore actual pajamas just for this occasion". In the corner in red is a heart with an angry expression and wide, crying eyes. It has broken strings coming off of it and red text next to it that says "can only watch." End ID.]

They deserve a normal sleepover I think

Wholesome Muppet Moment