carrioncreature

hello hi

call me django or djo. they/them. adult. i typically post whatever i feel like but expect utdr, muppets, and psychonauts regularly. art tag is #art by yours truly [Profile pic ID: Tony Soprano on Sesame Street tucked happily into bed.] [Banner ID: A selfie of Walter smiling. Other muppets can be seen in the background talking around a table.]

393 posts

Cards 14-21 Of My Muppets Major Arcana

cards 14-21 of my muppets major arcana

(cards 0-5 • cards 6-13 • shop • deck interest check)

More Posts from Carrioncreature

carrioncreature

2 years ago

i hate you emails i hate you applications I hate you government websites I hate you application websites i hate you 'linked' websites I hate you references i hate you verification codes i hate you make a password i hate you authentification i hate you upgrades

Tags :

undescribed

10K notes View Post

carrioncreature

2 years ago

Study Finds That You Are Nice and We Can Be Friends

32K notes View Post

carrioncreature

2 years ago

An edited screenshot from Die Hard. Tony Vreski's corpse sits in an elevator wearing a santa hat and a bloodied face and gray sweater. A party hat has been edited onto his head and his sweater has been edited to say "Now I have a happy b-day ho ho ho" in all caps. Next to him stands Fritz, who holds a machine gun. he has been edited to be holding a cake.

Happy birthday Tony Vreski! So sorry you died gruesomely at 25. You and your brother deserved better

Tags :

die hard id in alt text

26 notes View Post

carrioncreature

2 years ago

A picture of Dolly Parton next to Miss Piggy, who holds a pink guitar. They are both dolled up and smiling at the camera. A glittery pink caption reads "Nothing to see here, just 3 queens looking at each other."

Tags :

the muppets miss piggy id in alt text ok you guys im done for the night also i got this image off tumblr but idk from whom so sorry if i stole it >_< moi

8 notes View Post

carrioncreature

2 years ago

what if ralsei is just socially inexperienced. like theres nothing wrong with him for his reactions or dismissal of things or thinking things can be solved with just a hug

he just hasn't had friends before now and hasn't had to worry about other people's feelings or been in these situations ever before and has only ever dreamed of it, to him a hug means so much and can make him feel a lot better because he's never been hugged before, and he assumes it must be like that for everyone else

Tags :

LITERALLY OMG i feel so bad for him this is a bad era for ralsei. everyones always like hes so suspicious i think hes evil or some shit and like yeah theres defo something Weird abt him particularly with him knowing more than he maybe should and being maybe not a darkner type stuff but none of it makes him seem evil at all to me and im sure all of that stuff will be explained he was called the lonely prince for a reason hes new to having all these buddies and if he does turn out to be evil. that would be really sad utdr ralsei

2K notes View Post