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Take care of my human for me, until my return. He is a weak human, a broken and scarred human. But he will never forget meal times, nor forget to keep your bathroom clean. He will come to check on you hourly, even if it is not always welcomed, and knows where the itches are when you ask to be pet. Please keep him warm as he does not possess fur. Please keep him company as he is lonely. Please take care of my human.

Until my return.

Only 90′s kids will remember

the year is 2067. am elderly woman sits in a hover-rocker at the local care home. she’s nodding off to sleep when a voice says, “hey, i like your shoelaces.” the woman opens her eyes, confused. shoelaces? shoes stopped having laces decades ago. she stares at the grey haired lady in front of her for a long quizzical minute before it hits her. a large, dentured smile spread across her face and she replies:

“thanks. i stole them from the president.”

what we shouldve done

Seems that Paris has set the standard for the resistance movement.

I arrive at the Hotel California

place: lovely

face: lovely

room: plenty

Europe: Israel is Europe!!! Australia is Europe!!!!! EVERYONE IS EUROPE!!!!!!

America: What about me?????????

Europe: No not you. I don't like you. Yikes.

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aFXSWcH7lk)

A red rose hangs in a bullet hole with a card that reads, “In the name of what?” (Au nom de quoi?), at the site of one of the terror attacks in Paris

Thanks, Doc.

Jay Adams and Tony Alva

Goddamnit Space Dandy…