Cat-from-the-sky - Nevermind The Bollocks

Only 90′s kids will remember

the year is 2067. am elderly woman sits in a hover-rocker at the local care home. she’s nodding off to sleep when a voice says, “hey, i like your shoelaces.” the woman opens her eyes, confused. shoelaces? shoes stopped having laces decades ago. she stares at the grey haired lady in front of her for a long quizzical minute before it hits her. a large, dentured smile spread across her face and she replies:

“thanks. i stole them from the president.”

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Europe: Israel is Europe!!! Australia is Europe!!!!! EVERYONE IS EUROPE!!!!!!

America: What about me?????????

Europe: No not you. I don't like you. Yikes.