This Is How The Zombie Apocalypse Begun

this is how the zombie apocalypse begun

_The carbon footprint of a single human being is enormous. If you think about it, your honour, I’m an environmentalist.

I always thought violence didn’t solve anything. Until one day it did. And the guilt I expected never came.

Girls are like apples on a tree. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Boys don't want to reach for the good apples because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they get the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in fact they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy, the one who will risk everything who's brave enough to climb all the way up to the top of the tree