Huh, Most People Say The Opposite, That They're Slightly Bearble In The Numbered Games But Completely

huh, Most people say the opposite, that they're slightly bearble in the numbered games but completely useless in X. (Thanks Tatsu)

Quick random question, how do you feel about Nopon? Just as a whole?

.......Like....the mascotbait from Xenoblade? That one? They went from your standard slightly annoying fantasy race in XB1 to Minions level insufferable in XB2

Go for it.

Wondering if I should make a list of all the characters in Fate who are canonically way stronger than FGO portrays them. As in, in terms of actual Fate canon. If it were in terms of their IRL myths it'd be 50% of the cast...

The Summer Event is just Skadi and the Valkyires hunting us all for sport. It turns into the most dramatic event period, all because Guda question why Skadi isn't more war like. It ends with Guda seemingly being shot in the head, but it turns out it was just paint. Guda's just sitting there with red paint questioning what the fuck just happened, while CasCu and Sitonai just look on in pity.

OK if the summer leaks are real and they follow up Merlin and Gareth with fucking Wu?? Skadi??? Valkyrie?? Literally the most unsexy Summer event ever and Summer Ibuki only barely saves it.

You know, I'm kinda surprised we never got Muramasa for Ooku. It would've tied into Heaven's Feel's theme and Muramasa is the conceptual weakness to the Tokigawa. (Realizeses they wouldn't be able to ship Kama and the Protag (Read:us) if Muramasa showed up) Never mind.

it's weird because they are capable of drawing non-horny female characters. they just don't for FGO for some reason

ibuki’s color palette is fucking vile and her design is Peak Horny Raita but her character is so fun that i’m legitimately looking at the mess of a summer variant (and it’s a Raita Summer Servant so you know it’s going to be absolutely fucked) and going ‘well, maybe i can roll for her a little’

Modern Hisuian Forms Part 1: Decidueye

It's actually completely possible to get certain Hisuian forms in the modern day. However, due to the Inheritance wars (an interfamily conflict between Cyrus and multiple cousins over the position of head of the Akagi clan) most of Pro. Laventon's research has been lost to time and oral retellings from rare Plantinum Clan deserters. Today I'll be talking about the Hisuian Deciueye line and how to get your own owl that's 4X weak to flying! (Please make sure your local nurse joy is aware of what you are doing, that your doing it in a safe humane manner, and that your Pokemon agrees to it!) Every evolutionary stage has its own steps so we'll do it by Mon!

Rowlet: First off, slowly but surely introduce red meat to your buddy's diet. The Rowlet of Hisui was noted to consume half their body weight in Pachirisu meat. This is actually the easiest part, the Deciueye line is naturally omnivorous with heavy herbivores leanings so introducing protein-rich meats shouldn't be too hard.

The second point is DON'T LET ROWLET SLEEP. Rowlet sleeps to achieve two things, to conserve energy and to build up a connection to the metaphysical plane of spirits. This is the start of Alolan Decidueye's Ghost-typing. Keep Your little owl buddy up with fun games and activities to keep its attention. The recommended amount of sleep it should get is about seven per night.

Dartrix: there's a lot less to cover here as your care set the groundwork, now all we have to do is build on it. First off, make sure Dartrix gets plenty of exercise during the day. Hisuian Dartrix were diurnal, meaning they got much more sunlight that they burned off much faster than their nocturnal cousins.

*Second, make sure Dartrix is hunting its own food. at this point, Hisuian Dartrix was expected to have left the (Most likely temporary) nest.

* Third, introduce it to colder temperatures. This one is important. It will help stimulate feather growth.

Fourth, teach Dartix Low Sweep and Low Kick. Self-explanatory really.

*Finally, make sure Dartrix meditates. This will allow it to connect to the physical-spiritual plane, otherwise known as the Aura field. Most powerful fighting types such as Lucario use this field to enhance their already great physical might. Hisuian Decidueye is no exception.

Modern Hisuian Decidueye: Congrats! if you made it this far, your buddy's evolved into a Grass/Fighting type! Make sure you keep up the exercise regimen and it's red meat diet (fruit is okay as a snack, however)

Also, make sure you are aware that Hisuian Decidueye is much more aggressive than its Alolan counterpart.

It's also a wanderer, so it might disappear every now and then. This is completely normal.

Final warning, Hisuian Decidueye, thanks to the much harsher environment where it was raised, is a pure combat species. This means it NEEDS to battle regularly to stay healthy. Do not keep it as a non-combative companion, if you don't plan on having serious battles, DO NOT EVOLVE YOUR ROWLET INTO THIS FORM!