Posting My Pizza Tower Headcanons Until I Either Run Out Or Forget: Pizzahead!

Posting my pizza tower headcanons until I either run out or forget: Pizzahead!

Okay so starting off strong we have Pizzahead, who I probably have the most ideas for! (hehe stay tuned for whyyyy)

Pizzahead is 32 years old.

Pizzahead is a trans man (prefers he/him) and also pan.

He got bankrupt after the pizza tower collapsed and became homeless.

He is best friends with Noisette! He actually hired Noise for the tower because Noisette recommended Noise to him.

Pizzaface is his dad.

Speaking of Pizzaface, he died in the collapse of the tower. Pizzahead blames himself for this.

The entire pizza human thing is actually a race. However, being just one slice is rare.

He has two brothers.

He isn't scared of much, but is absolutely terrified of pizza cutters and tall buildings.

Pizzahead is actually semi-immortal. He can't die unless it's of old age. This is the main reason he survived the collapse of the tower.

He has cartoon physics that apply to him and him only. He's able to easily slip out of things like handcuffs (but only if the timing makes it funny), run up walls, and extend his limbs.

That's all for now. I'll be posting more of these soon. Stay tuned! (Or don't, it's up to you)

Everytime someone draws Pizzahead with even a smalllll hint of having a similar personality/backstory/anything to my headcanons I kick my feet bc EEEEEE HE'S SO SILLY!!!!

OMG THEY LOOK SO CONFUSED BAHAHAHA

here

I am NOT scout tf2

Spy should get hit a car it'd be so funny to watch him roll over the top of it

YOU'RE TELLING ME AN ARTIST I LIKE TOOK MY SUGGESTION AND PUT LITTLE SIDE SKETCHES ON IT?!?!?! (I am immensely happy)

What if pizzahead

was homeless

(I want him to suffer but not in an evil way)

Hahahahahahaha he’s omeless jajajajajajajajaja 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

got you guys it's actually No Known Losses she's a dictator who is responsible for the collapse of Gems' and Tides' structures

GUESSING GAME!! Who's the villain?

The first three characters belong to my brother (who doesn't have a tumblr)