I Would Like To Pet This Creachur.

I would like to pet this creachur.

Look at this woolly chafer! Have you seen a bug so fluffy? 🥺

Mammal

Deinocheirus is best swamp ducky and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

Deinocheirus designated as Tumblr’s new favourite Garbageboy Stinkman

Where are my fancy stripes?! I want my fancy stripes visible dammit!

Imagine an alien sharing a cool human fact they just learned like ”hey guys did you know that the silvery markings on humans actually aren’t true stripes? They’re called stretch marks, they happen when the human is growing fast enough to actually outgrow their skin, which is apparently something that just fucking happens to almost all of them at some point of their life.”

and another one is like ”wait so you’re saying humans don’t have stripes.”

”actually they do, but the stripes are invisible. There’s genetic code that’d give them stripes but they’re just the same colour as the rest of the skin. So the visible stripes are not real stripes and the real stripes are invisible.”

”I swear if you tell me one more weird human thing today I’m beating your ass.”

Cara mia

28-3-22

Mononykus is love. Mononykus is life. All hail Mononykus.

obsessed

feathered biped

my daughter

Is there a word that describes finding something both horrifying yet delightful?

Photographer Nicky Bay Documents Mirror Spiders Adjusting their Silver Plates to Appear More Reflective