Tech And Scorch:

Tech and Scorch:

Tech: *reading a datapad* I've read studies that suggest that the type of weather actually makes the day last longer

Scorch: *bored out of his mind* there must be a hell of a storm somewhere

The voices in my head:

*Crosshair is glaring at a bunch of Regs*

Reg 1: what

Crosshair: the voices in my head say I should kill you all..... violently

*The Regs all recoil in terror*

Reg 2: please don't

Crosshair: oh relax, I was joking

*The regs all sigh in relief*

Crosshair: that's not what they said

The Regs: .................

Hunter becomes a dad:

Omega: *exists*

Hunter: Welp, I guess I'm a dad now

No more swearing:

Hunter: no more swearing, if you swear you're grounded for a month

Cobalt: heck

Crosshair: you're on thin kriffing ice

Hunter: Crosshair you're grounded for a month

Crosshair: kriff

Trix is worth more than 2000 credits:

*Hunter looks at a seller's booth and sees a supervisor wanted poster on it*

Hunter: I see you're looking for a new supivisor

Seller: yeah, hey how about your friend there, he any good with machines

*Trix instantly looked up*

Trix: what

Hunter: yeah, he's good with managing mechanics

Seller: I'll give you 2000 if he comes to work for me

Hunter: *looking at Trix* give us a moment

*He went over to Trix*

Trix: no no no, you can't be serious

Hunter: come on, it's only for a little while, when we get the credits we need you can leave

Trix: fine, fine, but not at that price, I am worth more than 2000

*Hunter turned to the seller*

Hunter: I'll give you 4000

Seller: 3

Hunter: deal

*The seller gave Hunter the credits*

Hunter: Trix, go to your new boss

Trix: *looking very much as though he'd love to shoot Hunter there and then* yes sir... whatever... you... require

*He was draggeded in silently grumbling all the while*

Later:

*Trix walks out with a group off droids Freed from their restraining bolts*

Seller: *to Trix* hey, where do you think you're going, I paid for your services

Trix: *glaring at him* you got me for a bargain

*He jammed his helmet on his head, shoved the droid's restraining bolts into the seller's hand and walked off with the droids*

The real reason Crosshair turned evil:

This my friends, is the true reason Crosshair became evil:

HE GOT LULA'D