Can Someone Translate This?

Can someone translate this?

i was supposed to clean up this batch like 9871625 years ago but it’s about time I acknowledge that im a lazy butt

Do you have any triggers?

Jello, Popsicles, Soup Broth. 

Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

I love them all, thank you for this.

SasuSaku Headcanon Masterpost

I’ve been thinking of doing this for a while, for people to have an easier time to read the ones they want and all. So… here is a list of all the headcanons I’ve answered thus far. :)

They’re not categorized in “genres” (though I could do that if you guys would like it better) but they are in order of oldest to newest. :)

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How often do they have sex?

Would Sakura stop taking missions when they have kids? /  Favorite time to have sex?

Is Sasuke/Sakura a jealous person?

What do Sakura’s parents think of Sasuke?

Their reaction when their child gets seriously injured on a mission?

How does Sasuke make up for the hurt he caused her?

What if Sakura’s parents walked in on them having sex?

How would Sakura help Sasuke cope with his trauma? / Would Sakura address his momentary insanity?

Sasuke’s reaction to his daughter’s first boyfriend?

How do Sasuke’s ninja cats feel about Sakura?

What does he do when their daughter asks about sex and Sakura is not around to answer?

How would they explain the Uchiha massacre, Sasuke’s betrayal and killing attempts to their children?

How would they feel if Sakura was infertile?

Do they have any kinks?

What if Sasuke misunderstood Sakura was cheating on him?

Sasuke’s reaction to Sakura being pregnant? / Would he be present when she goes into labor?

What if Sasuke was sterile, instead of Sakura?

How would Kakashi and Tsunade feel about them dating?

How was their first time?

Do you think Sasuke likes to make Sakura laugh in the bedroom?

Sasuke brags about his sexual escapades to prove he is straight, in the presence of Sakura’s dad. Reactions?

If the massacre never happened, do you think SasuSaku would have gotten together?

Do you think Sasuke is ticklish? How would Sakura take advantage of that?

Reactions to a NaruHina/SasuSaku double date?

How would Sasuke act with his son compared to his daughter?

What would happen if they learned their 16-17 year old daughter was pregnant?

How would they make up after a really huge argument?

How do you think Sasuke would feel about how close Naruto and Sakura have gotten?

How would they react if one of their kids was born blind?

How would Sakura react if Sasuke ended up horribly scarred from Madara’s attack?

What would they do for the anniversaries of the Uchiha massacre and Itachi’s death?

Sakura is demanded to marry a ninja from Kumo to cement the alliance and in exchange for Sasuke’s pardon… what is Sasuke’s reaction to this?

How would Sakura and Sasuke react to the latter having the same lung disease as Itachi did?

How would they react to one of them dying of old age/natural causes?

Sasuke’s reaction if he overhead the girlfriend comment but not Sakura’s reaction to it?

How would Sakura feel about Taka visiting Sasuke after the war?

How do you think Sakura and Sasuke’s relationship would have progressed if she’d succeeded in keeping him in the village?

Would they take turns taking care of the kids? / Would Sakura quit the hospital or would Sasuke be a stay-at-home dad?

How would Sasuke react if he got Sakura pregnant with twins?

How would SasuSaku have progressed if Team 7 brought him back from the Land of Iron when he was half blind?

How would they react to their child getting the mangekyou sharingan? / Would Sasuke tell his children about how he had to transplant Itachi’s eyes?

How would Sasuke feel if all their kids were girls?

How would Sasuke deal with the curse of hatred after he moved back to Konoha?

Do you think Tsunade or the elders would punish him with jail time or a probation? How do you think Team 7 would react?

Would Sasuke get other symptoms in addition to his nightmares? / Would Sakura suggest professional help?

Do you think Sasuke could attempt suicide? How would Sakura react?

How would Sakura and Team 7 react to Sasuke being Hokage?

What’s your ultimate prediction for SasuSaku in the end?

How would Sasuke react to his child becoming Hokage?

How would Sasuke, Naruto, and Kakashi react to Sakura becoming Hokage?

How would Taka react to Sasuke and Sakura getting together?

How will Sakura to finding out the truth about Itachi?

How would Sakura react to Naruto hooking Sasuke up on a date?

How would Sasuke react to Sakura being hurt or believed to be dead after they got together?

How do you think Sasuke would have reacted if Gaara succeeded in killing Sakura?

What would Sakura do if Sasuke picked up smoking?

How would Sasuke react if Sakura died during the war?

What do you think would be their relationship problems? How would they resolve their differences?

How would Sasuke propose to Sakura?

How would Sakura react to the knowledge of an Uchiha’s love being the strongest form of love?

After getting together, what kind of lovey-dovey things do you think Sasuke would do for Sakura? And Sakura for Sasuke?

How do you think Sasuke would react to Sakura surpassing Tsunade?

How do they react to seeing each other naked for the first time? Is it right before they have sex or an accident?

Do you think they would move back to the Uchiha compound after they got married? / Would some of his old stuff still be there?

How would they react to Sasuke getting an injury that prevented him to be a ninja anymore?

How would Sasuke feel about Sakura taking up gambling like Tsunade?

Would Sasuke be overprotective over his daughters? / How would he react to his daughter marrying Naruto’s son?

How would Mikoto, Fugaku and Itachi feel about Sakura?

If their son didn’t want to become a ninja, how would they react?

How would they react to seeing the curse of hatred in their own kids?

How do you think their life would be if Sasuke still had the cursed seal?

How would they react if they cheated on each other?

They get caught having sex in Naruto office, by Naruto himself. Reactions?

How would they feel about using protection?

What would their pillow talk be like?

How would Sasuke feel about having TonTon in his apartment and around his kids?

How picky would they be about picking a baby-sitter?

What would Sasuke major in, in college?

How would they deal with their kids cussing?

Do they have a small or big wedding? / Who is invited? / Where do they go for their honeymoon?

How would granny cat feel about Sakura and SasuSaku babies? / How would Sakura feel about ninja cats around her kids?

How would they react to finding out the other wasn’t a virgin?

How do you think Sakura would act if she could go back in the past and change anything?

How would Sakura react if she found out Sasuke still took drugs after he came back to the leaf?

How would they react if they caught their kids having sex with their boyfriend/girlfriend?

Do you think it’s likely Sakura was adopted? / Would Sasuke help her find her biological parents?

How would Sasuke react to noticing his two sons have a relationship similar to his and Itachi’s?

How would they react to one of their kid’s friend having a crush on them?

How would Sasuke react to the village still branding Itachi a villain? / What would Sakura do?

Their reactions to Sakura having a miscarriage?

How would Sakura react to seeing him cry? / How would Sasuke respond?

How would Sakura react to seeing Sasuke has Itachi’s eyes?

SasuSaku headcanons before Shippuden?

Do you think Sakura would like Sasuke with a beard?

How would they react to Sasuke unconsciously playing favorites with his kids?

How would his kids feel if they saw him lose control in the same way he did in FoD?

SasuSaku RTN headcanons?

How would Sasuke react to a guy being overly nice to Sakura in front of him, while they were married?

Would Sakura suffer from trauma/PTSD after Sasuke’s killing attempts? How would they react to that?

What kind of underwear do they wear? Is there a particular type that they prefer the other to use?

Any SasuSaku ninja academy headcanons?

How would they react if one of their kids left the village in search of power, like Sasuke did?

What would their reactions be if they had three pink haired sons?

SasuSaku gender-bender headcanons?

How would SasuSaku have progressed if Sasuke came back after killing Itachi and didn’t learn about the truth? / Would have Sakura told him about it if she learned before him?

How do you think Sakura would feel if Sasuke just flat out killed another ninja without remorse?

How would they react if their child died?

How would Sakura tell him she’s pregnant and how would Sasuke react to it?

How would they react if Sasuke did go insane after they were dating, like a mental illness considering his family history?

Would Sasuke push her away because he feels he doesn’t deserve her? Would he bring up Naruto’s feelings for her in the past? / Would Sakura ever bring up her confession to Naruto?

Do you think Sakura would use the same jutsu Tsunade uses to appear younger than she is?

Do you think Sakura would get used to him walking around their apartment naked or just out of the shower with a towel around his waist, after they move in together?

Do you think Sasuke only thought of Sakura as a friend before he left or something more?

How would they respond to their kid being bullied?

How bad would she baby him if he got sick?

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Holy crap I never realized how many I’ve done since now. ENJOY. 

I want a spin off series of Iroh figuring the secret to fire bending before or after his son died.

Whenever I look back on the early episodes of Avatar: the Last Airbender, I realize that Iroh was probably acting a little ridiculous on purpose. He knows that Zuko still has fresh emotional wounds from his cruel, uncompromising father and sadistic sister, and the one source of softness and warmth in his life, his mother, is long gone. Iroh always tried to be a friend to Zuko, but now that his nephew has been scarred and banished, he tries to be goofy and funny and carefree so desperately hard because all he wants is for Zuko to smile and relax again.  If making a fool out of himself is what he has to do, he’d do it a hundred times over.