Wuming Lost Him Once Again

Wuming lost him once again

Gege, get married!

headcanon that transmasc Xie Lian gave himself magical top surgery but not magical bottom surgery because having neither titties nor a penis makes him the most aerodynamic martial god he can possibly be send tweet

quickly someone touch me before i die of untouchedness

Incredible, but true: @love-burned-orchard deserves to have a good day today.

For the wip game ! First, I am sooooo excited for your cherry magic au you have NO IDEA AAHHH <3 <3 <3

Second, I neeeeeeed to know more about "get squished idiot"

hehehe yay!! I think the cherry magic one is going to be another 50k+ monster so it might be a while, but hopefully it's worth the wait!

"get squished idiot" is actually the wip I've made the least progress on, so I'm not entirely sure where it's going, but the gist of it is:

Xie Lian gets stuck in the dream realm somehow and Hua Cheng comes to FXMQ for help, panicked

MQ has the most experience in dream stuff, but is feeling the pressure too much to be able to fall asleep (can't use herbs otherwise he won't be able to be fully in control while in the dream world)

He spars with FX to try to wear himself out but it doesn't work until FX figures out laying on top of him calms him down

(Maybe MQ accidentally pulls FX into the dream realm with him and they find XL together?)

Afterwards MQ is lamenting ever having let FX lay on top of him like that bc now he's craving it every time he tries to go to sleep, and he decides it's better just to avoid sleeping at all.

He gets more and more exhausted, FX notices, and somehow this leads to a confession and FX squishing him so he can get some good sleep again xD