Oof. I Open Tumblr On My Phone For Once And IMMEDIATELY I Get Two Weight Loss Ads (and I Know Why).

Oof. I open Tumblr on my phone for once and IMMEDIATELY I get two weight loss ads (and I know why).

Fuck you, I’m making Feng Xin fat now, too. I’ve started fighting this thing and I’m not stopping.

Behind the curtains sat a woman, her long raven hair twisted in a loose bun, her neck slender and white, with a black choker and a thin silver chain circled around. Her robe was half-stripped, revealing her snow-white shoulder and a small bit of her back. It looked as if it was about to drape and fall, making one’s face burn and heart race.

When the curtains were pulled, the figure of that woman trembled; she covered her face with her sleeves and whimpered softly, as if she was shocked and terrified by such a sudden and brutish act.

Been thinking a lot about Hua Cheng with pointy ears... Xie Lian discovering that when he strokes them it turns Hua Cheng into a purring, cuddly mess 😵‍💫

you have no idea how much my day would be improved by pressing my face into a fat guy's belly every single day for five minutes

Favourite ship dynamic: no one truly knows what exactly is going on between the two characters, including the characters themselves. But whatever it is, it's written in the fabric of the universe.

💆‍♀️💆‍♀️💆‍♀️ guys guys I need some good old hualian dif first meeting fanfictions recommendations