Would Post A Selfie But I Remembered Im A Man. Showering And Ironing My Work Clothes Instead

would post a selfie but i remembered im a man. showering and ironing my work clothes instead

how it feels when someone says “can i be tmi really quick”

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

To my mutuals and irls

You do not see me thirsting over a fish man. You do not see me thirsting over a fish man. You do not see me thirsting over a fish man. You do not-

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here