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“It's just a small handful of ibuprofen, and it will help the words fade away."

no writing workshop can help you improve your writing as much as this screenshot can

Dog Date

A young woman is walking outside ████████. It just so happens that today, the 3rd of March 2006, is this young woman's birthday. Though it was seventeen years ago she was given life, it is only today she will be given a name!

What will the name of this gothic young woman be?

> Enter Name.

ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes

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Osprey with a puffer

Every whole-body deodorant commercial is like You can use this on your pits……. feet🦶😳….. and even…….. down there⁉️⁉️😱🤯🤧 yeah.

We went there.

*shot of someone opening their waistband and spraying a concentrated stream directly into their pussy*

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TV writers will come up with vaguely weird & awkward mannerisms for a character and unwittingly craft exemplary autism representation, then try to write an explicitly autistic character and commit a hate crime

Everyone's all "i'll fuck your dad" until they realize that means they'd have to fuck someone over 40. and those people are weak.

i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs

I think of this twitter interaction at least 6 times a day. do you remember how we used to run?

this Conversation pit is ruining my life

Call me a bucket full of pennies the way having sex with me is difficult and painful for others

when I eat a bacon egg and cheese I feel like a disney princess to whom animals flock, singing and bearing gifts, in this case those animals being a cow chicken and pig, the cow brings me milk wgich it turns into cheese, the chicken brings its eggs in a pretty little basket, and the pig kills itself which usually brings the mood down a little bit for like a moment but we recover

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

sometimes my friends send me good reels

(op)

you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

re: that last post, ive said it before and ill say it again: no one deserves to die (deserving is fake and death is bad) but some people need to be stopped and choose to make death the only way to stop them