Certified-preowned-honda-civic - Pls Don't Block Me

I think of this twitter interaction at least 6 times a day. do you remember how we used to run?

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

when I eat a bacon egg and cheese I feel like a disney princess to whom animals flock, singing and bearing gifts, in this case those animals being a cow chicken and pig, the cow brings me milk wgich it turns into cheese, the chicken brings its eggs in a pretty little basket, and the pig kills itself which usually brings the mood down a little bit for like a moment but we recover