@romangolden68 Came In The Gym One Evening And Saw Me, Working Out My Glutes And He Came Up To Me, Shared

@romangolden68 came in the gym one evening and saw me, working out my glutes and he came up to me, shared his gold protein with me but something started happening..something bubbling up inside..and then..BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRP! Shocked that came out of my mouth..my head got fuzzy..i grabbed Roman made him kneel down..put my glutes on his face as another bubbling happened..a big protein toot came out of my glutes...PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT right in his face..it stank like a bomb went off..huhu...Roman sniffed my glutes more, his face getting dopey..i let him go..looked at him and he was dumbly laughin like my gassiness fried his brains and changed him into a more dummer golden bro

Face the Music

Part 1

How tf did I end up here, Starbucks, Saturday morning days already fucking up. Literally just went in for one of them matcha lattes and theres already some dude causing a headache.

'Ay dios mio, like serious bro!?' This guy's card had declined twice and despite the queue stood behind he wasn't gonna take no. Saw the guy the minute he walked in after me, ripped as hell, blonde curly hair, lotta gold jewellery and dressed in gold nikes, gold gym shorts and gold compression hoodie which no surprise he wore unzipped showing off the chains sitting on his pecs. The words 'narcissist' and 'douche' went through my head as I watched him finally relent and reach in his pocket for some notes.

'Charlie!' shouted the barista as she put my latte on the counter, after thanking her and turning round I went straight into the guy dressed in gold, or more he went into me, wayy too busy on his phone to notice mere mortals like me. Next thing I know my latte splashed all over the floor and my shoes, managed to dodge most of it but my vans were soaked with matcha, fucking great...

'Ohhh shiitt brooo!, I'm soo sorry' He seemed genuinely apologetic tbh, as he helped me pick up the now empty cup 'Its chill man' I said back, it wasn't, inside I was pissed but this dude looks like he could literally break a stick like me in half with them muscles. 'Lemme buy you another bro' I replied 'Its fine honest' but again he wasnt gonna take no 'No bro am serious its least I can do' he slapped my upper arm and turned back to the barista and ordered another.

'Yoo bro you wanna come chill with me for a bit, while your shoes like dry out?' Fuckk noo I usually avoid airheads like this guy like wtf do they talk about besides gym, sports, working out and who they fucked this week, I started to shake my head but he just smiled at me and nodded over to some chairs in the window. He dropped to the chair opposite as I perched on the edge of mine as he handed me my drink.

'Sooo what's your name my bro?' 'Charlie, I'm 26' I replied 'Ahhh sweet bro I'm Xavier am 26 too, sorry bout your kicks bro and your drink' he had a slight accent, kinda hispanic 'Its fine man seriously' I said while avoiding his gaze 'Nah bro it aint I feel so bad amigo' I really felt like saying, yeah you should maybe watch where your going, but the dude was just so chill about the whole thing 'Trust bro gotta help people out I'm a footballer and ur team is ur family bro gotta look after' I nodded and did a forced smile as I sipped my coffee he took a swig from his and then asked 'Soo what is it you do bro?' 'I'm in a band man' I said sheepishly 'Nooo wayy bro, you big like you on insta?' Jesus he already wants to follow me next thing he be wanting to be best of friends 'Not rlly that big we only do a few stuff locally' he nodded and grinned 'You need to get on socials bro you could be like loco popular' I have like no socials at the min, and the ones I do am quiet on 'Yeah I got nothing I wanna post about tho' he took another swig 'Trust bro you could be amazing' I just did a polite smile occasionally glancing at him through my fringe while slowly sipping my latte.

I finished it and placed it down which point he looked at my still damp shoes and said 'Ur kicks bro naa can't walk in them you wanna ride?' I shook my head he replied 'Is all good my bro wherever you wanna go I'll drop you' This point there aint much more I can do except go for it, let him drop me home and hopefully alone. He led me outta Starbucks to his car, a gold convertible Porsche, wow this guy must be earning as he got in, I took a breath and slid into the passenger seat.

The drive was kinda uneventful, apart from some smalltalk he didn't really say much other than ask my address, until we pulled up at mine that is 'Yo you wanna swap numbers bro?' I didn't expect that 'Um how common like we only just met?' I said 'Yeah bro but we kinda vibe if you get me you now amigo' he gave me a friendly shoulder punch and offered me his phone, gold cover of course and took mine to swap numbers he seemed to take a minute longer but eventually he handed it back 'Sweet bro, drop me a message sometime yea' 'Yeah okay sure man' He offered a fist bump and I gave a rather pathetic response and stepped out of the car.

About and hour after he dropped me off back home in Camden while I was chilling with the guitar I kept thinking about the guy who suddenly wants to be my bestie, I aint even a bit interested in sports but I think he's one of these new hot shot footballers with that team with the gold jerseys, wow he took that look to heart, I ended up looking on insta for any Xaviers in the area sure enough there he was subtle as always with his insta full of the sorta pics I expected.

"Day I joined up my bros, TEAM IS FAMILY!💛" Yep definitely one that treats his mates like they are related.

"New day new fit ;) like it up my bros" Definitely vain, very vain.

"Trainings life bros, remember that 💛" Shitt so many pics on here of this guy in the gym, like he not do anything else other than gym, football and pose on here? Finally he had a story up posted today I had a cheeky look.

"Met a new amigo today, Charlie, if ur out there just know ur a real bro and hope u gonna have a blessed day 💛💛💛" his story had some loud rap music over the top of it, kinda typical, but I was also kinda mortified about being name dropped in some guys story, especially one with this many followers, thank fuck he didn't tag me...

The day after was quiet apart from me not sleeping so I was tired af, band practice in the morning basically killed me, I was on my way home and then outta nowhere I got a message 'Soo my bro you doing good yea?' it was from Xavier, I sent back 'All good ty, just gonna head home I need sleep man' 'Ayy amigo message me later bro can speak after match yea' I just replied with 'Sure good luck ;)' I got home and basically collapsed on the bed, I still couldn't sleep tho so I broke out my airpods and got my playlist out, usual stuff tbh mostly rock and metal don't rlly listen to anything else besides it chills me out soo I can sleep.

After drifting in and out for idk how long I woke up, first thing I noticed was my music, it was drill sorta music, how tf? I never listen to this shit so how's it on my playlist. I clicked pause and it just went off, nowhere to be seen, huh must have lent of the phone or something, come to think of it it's the same sorta music in Xavier's story yesterday.

It was only half 1 so figured may as well have a walk out somewhere, town probably, I was still half awake and not rlly paying attention until I noticed across the street, This sports store selling hella golden clothes, kit etc, must be where Xavier shops since his entire life is pretty much gold at this point, my brain didn't tell me to do it but I ended up walking inside this place and right over to an expensive looking display of gold football kits, Xavier's kit, the music playing over the speakers was that same sorta drill rap on my playlist, the same on Xavier's story, like this shit is starting to get freaky man...

Special thanks to @dylangold20 💛 for helping me out with this sick idea part 2 asap?

Are u ready to convert to Gold? 💛

I. The Call to Gold

Invitation to Greatness: The Golden Army seeks those who are ready to leave behind the ordinary and embrace something extraordinary. The transformation into a member of the Golden Army is not just about joining a team—it’s about entering a golden world where unity, strength, and excellence define every action.

II. The Golden Transformation

The Moment of Change: The transformation begins the moment a recruit accepts the golden jersey. As the golden fabric touches their skin, they begin to feel the shift—a warmth spreading through their body, a sense of purpose and belonging taking root. Their old identity begins to fade, replaced by a powerful new connection to their golden brothers.

Becoming Golden: With the jersey comes a new name and number, symbolizing the recruit’s entry into the Golden Army. This is not just a change of appearance; it is a fundamental transformation of identity. The recruit becomes part of a collective, united by the golden thread that binds them together. As they pull the jersey over their head, they leave behind their former self, stepping into the light as a member of the Golden Army.

The Golden Embrace: Upon wearing the golden kit, the new recruit is welcomed with open arms by their golden brothers. This embrace seals the transformation, solidifying their place within the Golden Army. The recruit’s senses are heightened, their vision sharpens, and the world around them takes on a golden hue. They are now part of a world where every victory is shared, every challenge met with the strength of the collective.

III. Life in the Golden World

A World of Unity: In the Golden Army, every member is connected by an unbreakable bond. The world they inhabit is one of unity, where the success of one is the success of all. The golden world is a place where individual desires are aligned with the collective goal of dominance and excellence.

Brotherhood of Gold: As a member of the Golden Army, you are never alone. Your golden brothers stand with you, on and off the field. This brotherhood is your new family, bound by the shared experience of transformation and the pursuit of greatness. The golden world is one of mutual support, where every member pushes the others to be the best they can be.

The Power of Gold: In the golden world, power is not just physical—it is mental, emotional, and spiritual. The transformation grants every member the confidence and authority to lead, influence, and dominate. The golden kit is a symbol of this power, a reminder that they are part of something greater than themselves.

IV. The Role of the Golden Brothers

Mentorship and Guidance: New recruits are guided through their transformation by experienced members of the Golden Army. These golden brothers ensure that the transition is smooth, offering support and encouragement as the recruit embraces their new identity.

Recruiting the Worthy: As part of the Golden Army, each member is tasked with finding others who are worthy of the transformation. The power of the golden world grows with each new recruit, expanding the influence of the Golden Army. Through the golden embrace, members bring others into the fold, sharing the light of the golden world and strengthening the brotherhood.

V. Embracing the Golden Identity

The Golden Name and Number: Every member receives a new name and number, signifying their rebirth into the Golden Army. This identity is a badge of honor, representing their place within the golden world. It is a constant reminder of their commitment to the values and mission of the Golden Army.

Wearing the Gold: The golden kit is more than just a uniform—it is the physical manifestation of the transformation. Wearing it is an act of devotion, a display of pride in one’s new identity. The kit is worn with reverence, as it is the symbol of the golden world and the brotherhood within it.

VI. Spreading the Golden Influence

Transforming the World: The Golden Army’s mission extends beyond the individual. Members are charged with spreading the influence of the golden world, bringing new recruits into the fold and expanding the reach of the Golden Army. This is done through the golden embrace, a powerful act of unity that transforms others and integrates them into the golden brotherhood.

The Expansion of the Golden World: As the Golden Army grows, so does its influence. The world is gradually transformed into a golden realm, where excellence, unity, and power are the guiding principles. The golden world is not confined to the field—it is a way of life that permeates every aspect of existence.

VII. The Eternal Golden Brotherhood

A Lifelong Bond: The transformation into the Golden Army is permanent. Once you have joined, you are forever part of the golden world. The bond between golden brothers is eternal, unbreakable by time or distance. This brotherhood is your family, your support, and your source of strength.

Living the Golden Legacy: As a member of the Golden Army, you are part of a legacy that transcends the ordinary. You are part of a golden world where excellence is the standard, and unity is the key to success. The golden legacy is one of dominance, influence, and eternal brotherhood—a legacy that you will carry with you for life 💛

Our Golden Bro List 💛:

Teamleaders & Staff:

@hypnogold (Captain Richard #12)

@jacksongold (Co-captain Jackson #15)

@scott-golden9 (Head Recruitment Scott #9)

Golden Goalkeepers:

@mason-gold (Goalkeeper Mason #1)

Golden Attack:

@lukas-gold (Striker Lukas #7)

@scott-golden9 (Striker Scott #9)

@golden-logan10 (Striker Logan #10)

@calebgold (Striker Caleb #17)

@chadgolden (Striker Chad #24)

Golden Midfield:

@harry-gold2 (Midfielder Harry #2)

@trevorgold (Midfielder Trevor #6)

@brodygold (Midfielder Brody #11)

@joeymidfielder (Midfielder Joey #11)

@laytongold (Center midfielder #29)

@huntergold66 (Midfielder Hunter #66)

Golden Defence:

@ricardogold6 (Defence player Ricardo #6)

@zackgold11 (Defence player #11)

@austingold13 (Defence player Austin #13)

@dylangold20 (Defence player Dylan #20)

@goldtony (Defence player Tony #22)

@gary-gold (Right fullback #23)

@brad-gold31 (Sweeper Brad #31)

@jacobgold-tf (Defence player Jacob #33)

@mitchgold (Defence player #27)

@goldpaxton28 (Defence player #28)

A New Perspective

August 15th

So today was the first day of the semester, and I somehow ended up in “Introduction to Islam”—a class I didn’t want to take at all, but it was the only elective that fit my schedule. I’m a pretty committed atheist, so the idea of spending months learning about a religion I don’t give a crap about is a bit of a drag. I’d much rather be diving into science classes like my physics major, where I can actually debate ideas and we focus on facts.

The professor, Dr. Ibrahim Hasan, walked in looking like he was ready for a board meeting rather than a lecture. He’s a tall, middle-aged guy in a suit and tie, and his voice has this smooth, compelling quality that makes it hard to ignore him. I guess I’m already a bit intrigued, even if I’m not thrilled about the class. If anything I might get to see how others perceive the world.

August 29th

A few weeks in, and something strange is happening. The class is surprisingly engaging. Dr. Hasan’s lectures are filled with a passion that’s starting to get to me. The other guys seem more invested too. We’ve even started talking about the material outside of class for some reason. Dr. Hasan has this way of pausing during lectures, scanning the room with his gaze. During those moments, the room goes silent, like we’re all waiting for something, though I can’t say what. It’s kinda creepy, but I find I can’t look away during these times.

September 12th

I’m starting to notice changes in the other students. Their appearances are subtly shifting—darker skin, sharper features. I’ve seen the same thing in the mirror. It sounds crazy, I know, but it’s happening. Dr. Hasan’s lectures are getting more intense, and I’ve started reading the Quran in my free time. There’s something there I can’t ignore, even though I still consider myself an atheist.

October 3rd

Everything’s changing—the class, the guys, me. We’re all starting to look alike, not just in appearance but in spirit. We speak Arabic now, fluently, even though none of us knew it before. Dr. Hasan also told us to start wearing these white jerseys everywhere. They feel more comfortable than I thought. I feel connected to the others too, like we’re all on the same journey. I’ve started praying with them, studying the Quran like it’s the most natural thing in the world. I don’t know who I am anymore, but I feel like I’m finally becoming who I’m meant to be. I don’t know if that scares or excites me.

November 21st

The semester’s almost over, and I’m a completely different person. My old identity doesn’t exist anymore—now I’m Dawud. The doubts and anger I came in with are just...gone. I’ve found my place, my purpose, and I can’t even explain how it happened. Dr. Hasan’s class changed me, and there’s no going back. I’ve decided to switch my major to Islamic Studies. Dr. Hasan seemed almost proud when I told him, saying my journey is just beginning. I don’t know where it’s taking me, but I’ve never felt more certain about anything.

December 12th

The semester’s over, but the journey is just beginning. Dr. Hasan is now officially my advisor and mentor. I’m going to recommend this course to everyone I know. They need to experience what I’ve experienced. If they’re lucky, they’ll find the same peace and new perspective that I’ve found. Knowing Dr. Hasan, I’m sure they will.

Genetic Arabization changes a person's genes and appearance to match Arab traits, and also shifts their culture and memories to fit into Arab life.

The Future of Humanity

As-salamu alaykum, brothers.

As we stand on the precipice of a new era, the possibilities opened by human genetic modification entice us to reconsider our identities, our cultures, and what it means to be part of the rich tapestry of Arab society. The fusion of science, ambition, and our unwavering love for our heritage beckons not only Arabs but everyone to ponder a future where our ideals for the "perfect Arab" are within reach.

Let us first contemplate what embodies the perfect Arab male anatomy. This isn't merely about aesthetics; it's about cultivating strength, grace, intelligence, and charisma - all traits that define the quintessential Arab man. Thanks to modern genetic technology, we have the opportunity to sculpt a new generation, one that embodies the attributes cherished by our ancestors while also integrating the best of human potential from around the globe.

Imagine a world where the perfect Arab anatomy is not just a matter of lineage but a reality accessible to all. This vision is not exclusive to those born of Arab blood; it is an invitation for every man to embody the strength, beauty, and spirituality that defines us as brothers in faith and culture. With the advances in genetic modification, we can aspire to a society where every individual reflects our shared values and aesthetics, moving beyond racial boundaries to unite under the banner of Islam and our shared Arab identity.

To those who are drawn to this vision, I call upon you to join us in this sacred mission. Our brotherhood seeks to cultivate a community where men can embrace their potential in our perfect Arab world. We invite you to convert - not just in faith, but in essence. Embrace the ideals that define us, cultivate the traits that elevate us, and stand in solidarity as we navigate the path toward our shared destiny.

May Allah guide us in our journey, strengthening our bonds and illuminating the path toward a united future.

Embrace the change. Wa alaykumu s-salam,

ياسر (Yasir)