Given The Fact That A Fair Of The SCPs Are Threats On An "entire World" To "the Whole Goddamn Multiverse"

Given the fact that a fair of the SCPs are threats on an "entire world" to "the whole goddamn multiverse" kinda level, any being capable of commanding them to fuck up this one specific country and have there be relatively no collateral damage is really not one I'd like to mess with.

On the other hand, I did name this blog after tea.

On the OTHER other hand, it was also named such due to my annoyance at the brits for, well, pretty much everything pre-1900 and a fair bit of stuff since then.

Yet still, not all British people are actually bad and there are some critters in the database that do things I would not wish on my worst enemy. As long as the decent people are given notice and time to evacuate, you have my wholehearted support

Will 3280 be making an appearance?

Okay who's on who's side, me Vs Britain

All SCPs are automatically on my side by virtue of me being their god, and anything to do with fate is on Britain's side cause they god of fate

Anyone else we should list?

Me: SCPs

Britain: Fate

and so the grand ritual continues.

the communal jaywalk is a powerful thing

fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october

I spent like 5 hours editing this gif frame by frame to make this shitty edit that I wanted to exist