Me, An Atheist: God Is Real, Because Bucky Barnes Canonically Wears Eyeliner

Me, an atheist: God is real, because Bucky Barnes canonically wears eyeliner

My friend, a Christian: God is dead, because stucky isn’t endgame

Guys. Guys. Calculating tips. Just. Look at your bill. And move the decimal point one step left. That’s ten percent. Double that number. Now it’s twenty percent.

$100.00 bill? $10.000. Ten dollars. Double it. Twenty dollars. That’s a 20% tip.

$67.50? Now it’s $6.750. $6.75? Might as well be $7. Double it. Roughly $14. You’re not going to miss the change.

Please. I failed math three times

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

Diagnosed with Female at birth

It’s terminal, I’m afraid

How do you overcome fake friends? Mine keep trying to contact me and it’s honestly annoying

*Grabs you by the face and looks deep into your eyes*

BLOCK THEM! Surround yourself with people who genuinely care about you and then those people will do the work for you. Me, I don’t have to worry about running into them. If you’re in a place where they can consistently get close to you, leave. Change your school schedule, ask the teacher to give you a new seat. Tell people you trust and those people WILL PROTECT YOU

Lance Tattoo ideas: (CW: fair bit of angst)

Ocean waves or horizon : across one should and or arm, across back

Octopus : going up thigh or wrapped around bicep

Spine bone: across spine (obviously) (reasoning: Someone once called him spineless, maybe a teammate, so he got one tattooed as a way to be like ‘fuck you whats this then’)

Heart: a little heart shape on his thumb for his mother, maybe with her initials in it

Fool tarrot card or jester: for he is the fool and the role of the fool is to fill those around him, though maybe he doesn’t realise that when he gets it.

“Give me breed and call me a fool.” A Spanish saying meaning it doesn’t matter what others think of you if you’re still getting what you want.

Bullets raining down/gun fire : across shoulder going down

Tear drop: maybe for blue or it was just a stick and poke he did himself when thinking about his loneliness

Voltron symbol : blue behind back, ear or ankle or all lion colours in respective places

Sunflower: maybe it reminds him of his mum or his home in Cuba

“Al Mal Tiempo, Buena cara.” Translated: “when the going gets tough, the tough get going” : maybe along his ribs or over his heart

Half a butterfly: for his twin, with her having the opposing half, maybe on his wrist or forearm so they can line them up

A target or cross hair: for his sniping love and skills, maybe on his tiger finger or over his heart

A little orange heart: for Coran, probably on his wrist so he can see it easily

Any kind of flower for the Frida Kahlo quote “I paint flowers so they will not die”

A turtle: for Hunk. It means family to Islanders and that’s what Hunk is to him