Ha So True

Ha so true

Changbin: And you know what the worst part is?

Minho: That you're having to process your emotional pain without vodka?

Changbin: No.

Changbin: Yeah.

😂😂😂😂

Kidnapper, over the phone: I’ve taken all of your precious pets. Give me the money and there won’t be trouble.

Minho: Let me hear them.

Kidnapper: As you wish.

Soonie, over the phone: Meow

Minho, freezing up: SOONIE?

Doongie: Meow Meow

Minho, searching for his gun: NO DOONGIE!!!

Jisung, screaming: OH GOD MINHO-HYUNG IS THAT YOU??? SAVE ME!!! I’M SO SCARED!!!!!

Minho: eh

Dori: Mew Mew Mew

Minho, heading out: NOT YOU TOO, DORI!! YOU’RE THE SMARTEST OUT OF THE 4!!!

ASTRO TAKE YOU TO PROM

- Only dances when it’s a slow song because you both think you suck at dancing

- Looks adoringly at you

- Asks in the grandest way

- Wins award for cutest couple

- Bring your own food because you both knew the food would be gross

- Calls you his princess

- Orders the vegetarian meal to piss off the chefs

- Meets the parents when picking you up

- Wins award for quirkiest couple

- Leaves early because the music sucks

- Hugs you from behind

- Pretends to dance the whole night but in reality take 100 breaks

- Wins award for hottest couple

- That one couple you find making out in the bathroom

- Calls you his beautiful baby

- Whispers loving phrases because you are amazing

- Leaning your head on his chest as he sways you

- Everyone else is jealous of you two

- Orders the vegetarian meal because your actually a vegetarian

- Dance only if it’s a song you like and take breaks during the shitty ones

- Never stop dancing

- Complete gentlemen the entire time

- Hirers a vintage car to pick you up in

- Fast dances to a slow song

- Pulls you as close as possible

- Doesn’t want to go but in the end you convince him

- Practically have to beg him to dance

- Makes up for it with lots of hugs and kisses

- Only eats dessert

- Can’t stop smiling at you

VERIVERY TAKE YOU TO PROM

- Wins award for hottest couple

- Never stop dancing

- Complete gentlemen the entire time

- Keeps commenting on how beautiful you look

- Kissing while slow dancing

- Asks in a simple way but you still find it cute

- Hires a vintage car to pick you up in

- Kisses you while slow dancing

- Orders the vegetarian meal because your actually a vegetarian

- Sticks to the outer edges to avoid being bumped into

- Tells jokes while dancing

- Wins award for quirkyest couple

- Can’t stop smiling at you

- Is always asking if your ok because he knows that your shy

- Hugs you from behind

- Doesn’t want to go but in the end you convince him

- Wins award for cutest couple

- Brags to his friends about his date

- Hugs you from behind and kisses your neck

- Looks adoringly at you

- Shows you off by dipping you

- Pulls you as close as possible

- Only eats dessert

- Takes a million photos

- Best dancers on the floor

- Thourerly enjoys the food

- Never stop dancing (unless eating or peeing)

- Calls you his princess

- Finds the kissing couple while peeing and is a narc

- Kinda shy so you have to assure him that everything is ok

- Pretends to dance the whole night but in reality take 100 breaks

- Smiles everytime he twirls you around

- Holds your the hand the whole night

- Orders the vegetarian meal because your actually a vegetarian

- Hires a vintage car to pick you up in

🤩😫

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#kpop smut and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by vocalyunho