#kpop Smut And Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography By Vocalyunho

#kpop smut and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by vocalyunho

AH I love when any author opens up a hard hours!!! Anyway what do you think Minho’s kinks are?

MINHO'S KINKS

Thank you my dear I hope you do like x

Edging and denial - Minho is such a tease so it's pretty ovby that this kink is on this list. It can go a few ways. Maybe Minho wants you to earn it before he lets you cum, maybe he wants to edge you as a punishment, maybe he wants to do it for fun and to be a tease, maybe he wants to edge you because he's weirdly being nice and he knows the more edges you have when you finally cum it's even more amazing. This all depends on his mood. Denial however is only when Minho wants to be the biggest tease of all, for punishment reasons or maybe dabbling in some long term denial. I don't think that would be for too long maybe just a week or something.

Voyeurism - LET ME EXPLAIN. I don't think Minho would want to watch strangers what I mean is he would love to watch you masturbate for him while he sits in a chair on the other side of the room. Whether he just wants to watch you lose yourself when he's in a softer mood or he wants to do a guided masturbation thing when in a harder mood Minho just loves to watch you and you only.

Anal - I don't think Minho would want to do anal all the time but I can see this as a kink that Minho would like to dabble in from time to time. Lets call it an anal mood shall we? Whenever Minho is just craving your ass is when he wants it. He just loves the feeling of you clenching around him it makes him go wild. Bonus points sometimes he might even spank you during.

Degradation/Praise scale - I think Minho enjoys both but leans more towards degradation since he can be a hard dom most of the time. Also enjoys when the two mesh together like "such a good whore." I see Minho wanting more degradation during sex with a sprinkle of praise but lots of praise during aftercare so that you know you did well and are loved. Has a thing for calling you kitten.

On the side (Kinks he's only sometimes in the mood for) - Extreme pain play so things like e-stim, wax play, tit and clit slapping. Would never do anything to cause bleeding though that's a no for him and would never do anything you weren't ok with. Minho just has a thing for inflicting pain he secretly loves it. Would so be that person who got turned on from their partner crying but would coo at them with praise. Might also try total sensory deprivation; blindfold, earmuffs, and a gag the whole package but he always assures you that he will never leave the room and also why would he want to because he wants to watch you.

THE ROSE TAKE YOU TO PROM

- Calls you his beautiful baby

- Pulls you as close as possible

- That one couple you find making out in the bathroom

- Takes a million photos

- Wins award for hottest couple

- Goes to a fancy dinner beforehand because you both know the food is gonna suck

- Wins award for cutest couple

- Dances the entire night

- Looks adoringly at you

- Only eats dessert

- Leaning your head on his chest as he sways you

- Slow dancing even in fast songs because he doesn’t want to let you go

- Total gentlemen when meeting the fam and picking you up from your house

- Holds your hand the whole night

- Kissing while slow dancing

- Calls you his sweetie pie

- Hirers a vintage care to pick you up in

- Complete gentlemen the entire time

- Sticks to the outer edges to avoid being bumped into

- Wins award for quirkiest couple

I have a thing for Minho’s lips I imagine he’s a god at oral but also loves to suck your boobs like he could do either for hours and that’s all I want in life 😫

Anon me too like don't even get me started on how much I want that!

Minho is such a boobs man and he isn't afraid to show it ah like I can see him as the type to just reach out an touch them just because he felt like it. He's also the type to want to suck on them for ages and it gets to the point where reader can't go to sleep unless Minho is sucking. Minho just loves the feeling on your nipple on his tongue so he always wants to feel it.

Oral on the other hand, Minho is very skilled at it but he's also a massive tease so he will make it last for a long time and skilfully tease you and maybe edge you for a few times before finally allowing your release all because he wants to taste you for ages and make it last as long as possible.

ASTRO TAKE YOU TO PROM

- Only dances when it’s a slow song because you both think you suck at dancing

- Looks adoringly at you

- Asks in the grandest way

- Wins award for cutest couple

- Bring your own food because you both knew the food would be gross

- Calls you his princess

- Orders the vegetarian meal to piss off the chefs

- Meets the parents when picking you up

- Wins award for quirkiest couple

- Leaves early because the music sucks

- Hugs you from behind

- Pretends to dance the whole night but in reality take 100 breaks

- Wins award for hottest couple

- That one couple you find making out in the bathroom

- Calls you his beautiful baby

- Whispers loving phrases because you are amazing

- Leaning your head on his chest as he sways you

- Everyone else is jealous of you two

- Orders the vegetarian meal because your actually a vegetarian

- Dance only if it’s a song you like and take breaks during the shitty ones

- Never stop dancing

- Complete gentlemen the entire time

- Hirers a vintage car to pick you up in

- Fast dances to a slow song

- Pulls you as close as possible

- Doesn’t want to go but in the end you convince him

- Practically have to beg him to dance

- Makes up for it with lots of hugs and kisses

- Only eats dessert

- Can’t stop smiling at you

Ha so true

Changbin: And you know what the worst part is?

Minho: That you're having to process your emotional pain without vodka?

Changbin: No.

Changbin: Yeah.