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haha dont think of yr mc having to kill romanced astarion bc hes gone back under cazadors control & having to stab him w his own knife while he experiences a brief moment of hesitation & there being like a cutscene or whatever of astarion dying in yr mc's arms haha

Y E S. THANK YOU.

Okay, real talk though? I think this man is fucking gorgeous. And I know a lot of people don’t understand why so I’m going to explain it for y’all.

Like, for starters, the man’s built like a brick shithouse. Then you have the tatts and the shades and the ear gauges. The blue mechanic’s shirt with that unbuttoned collar opening into a deep V showing off his necklace dangling against a delicious amount of clavicle. And the rolled up sleeves showing off those veiny biceps with his exo glove device tucked into them like he’s some 50′s greaser with a pack of Lucky’s.

Like the dude just exudes the perfect mixture of big dick energy and “old school” charm and swagger. He has that quiet sort of masculine confidence a lot of attractive older men have that comes with age and experience and being very good at what he does. He’s comfortable within himself and doesn’t have to act like he has anything to prove cause he’s just that good. He’s been around the block or two and knows his shit. Combined with the fact that he’s a fucking heavyweight boxer? I mean c’mon. Nothing could be sexier than a man you know who could beat the ever loving shit of out his and your enemies with his bare fucking fists. And he’s a doctor??

His face has got the perfect amount of gristle, grit, and rugged sex appeal. I know he’s not conventionally handsome. I know his face is covered in blemishes and scars, but I don’t care about any of them–in fact I think they’re fucking sexy and add character to his overall look. I love his fucking sexy, grizzled, beat up face through years of boxing, it tells me a story about him and it’s an incredibly sexy one at that.

Combine all that with Michael Gregory’s deep, purring voice that’ll affectionally tease me in one scene and then choke up over the thought of my safety in another and you just have yourself a goddamn recipe for disaster when it comes to my heart.

Anyway, thank you all for coming and listening to my horny TED talk today.

I actually think that Viktor and Misty met through Jackie, since Misty grew up on the same streets as Jack and Vik was training him.

Jackie introduced them to each other when he found out Viktor was looking for a place to open his clinic and he just happened to know Misty - sweet owner of the esoterica with a perfect place to rent for Vik.

Viktor’s generosity? Didn’t come from nowhere. He was kinda broke when he was looking for a place to rent and Misty told him that he can just pay her later, when he’ll have enough money. She even gave him golden maneki neko - for luck with gaining said money. Viktor learned a thing or two from Misty about trust and kindness.

Even though Vik doesn’t believe in spirituals he still goes to Misty for his weekly tarot reading. Gotta know what fate has planned for you, right?

Misty is the one to check on Viktor when he’s staying in the clinic late and bring him essentials. Blanket? Check. Takeout? Check. Herbal tea? Check. Gentle lecture about taking care of yourself because Vik might be a workaholik? Check.

It was actually Vik that set Misty and Jackie together. He brought Jack back to earth from “im the best every gal wants me” kinda thinking and pushed him towards Misty who liked Jackie for quite some time but knew that Jackie... isn’t the most constant person when it comes to feelings. Viktor had quite a heart-to-heart with Jackie about it and Jack stopped putting up that “tough ladies man” persona so much. Then Jackie talked to Misty about feelings and it turned out that it was match made in heaven... I mean in Viktor’s clinic.

MISTY PAINTS VIKTORS NAILS AND YOU CAN’T TELL ME OTHERWISE. It usually happens during weekly tarot readings along with drinking tea and gossiping. 

Viktor actually started doubting if there really isn’t any greater force when he was loosing a patient and Misty showed up, seemingly out of nowhere and helped him save the guy bleeding out on the operating chair while keeping her cool like a champ. He still doesn’t really know if there is something but he knows for sure that Misty is an angel.

Ok so I really wanna know how the whole Viktor, Misty, and Jackie friendship happened????

Like I kinda imagine that Viktor and Misty knew each other first (though I can't even begin to imagine HOW they met, that would be something fun to think about....) before Jackie got involved.

Jackie sure as hell wasn't expecting to get one of those 'You better not fucking hurt her' talks from Viktor, but damn if he wasn't gonna take that to heart. Even after that it still took Jackie almost a whole year to show Misty that he was worth her time.

and im like

Fool on the hill is one of my favourite missions, can’t wait to collect all of them.

also sleepy Vik 

Even if we don't get Viktor romance (the pain, the struggle) I think they should add random calls and texts from him. I mean, come on, they are close friends. Viktor 100% would call or text V to ask how they feel, if the Relic acts up and to remind them of their appointment. Give us some stupid inside jokes, maybe some texts giving some insight on their dynamic, memories of some stupid things Jack and V did. Doc would also text V to be careful and V could reply with something along the lines of "ok mom" or something like that.