*screaming In Silence*

*screaming in silence*

🥊❤️✨

Y E S. PERFECT.

obsessed with @ddeadbot’s bbq headcanon and the thought of vik just wearing dumbass aprons (vik pics from @dustysalmon)

v x vik headcanon brainworm: vik wears the ever-typical “kiss the cook/chef” apron specifically so he can get mess with v but then it backfires on him, smthn like

vik: “aaaaand here’s one perfectly-seared hamburger for my favourite scraggly merc!”

v: “ha, ha, very funny. now give it here, thank you!” *goes to take it*

vik: “ah - not so fast. you forgot one thing...” *points to the “kiss the cook” apron while clacking tongs, holding plate just out of reach, definitely half-joking, definitely also hoping they will*

v: “...are you serious right now?”

vik: “sorry, v, i don’t make the rules. gonna need a peck riiiiiiight here—“ *points to his cheek with raised eyebrows* “—if you wanna get your hands on this hamburger.”

v: “YOU DIDN’T MAKE JACKIE—”

jackie in the background: “actually—“

vik: *in a mocking voice* “oh, woe is this hamburger, brought into this universe only to be rejected, just like its cook!” *stops dicking around, starts to hand the plate to v* “okay, nah, I’m just messing around with ya, v, here y—“

v: *smirking, kisses vik deadass on the lips, taking their plate from him as he stands there, just blinking and trying to process what just happened* “thanks for the hamburger, viky!” *walks off*

vik: “huh. o-okay.” *proceeds to barely be able to function around v for the rest of the night*

OMG OMG OMFG FUCK FUCKFCUKFUCKFUCKDUCKDUCKDUDKC

WIP Tag

Tagged by @pd3​ and @rejected-beater​ ♥

Setting up sth for a quick render dedicated to the Vik thots on this site before I finally return to my wip queue and get that shit shorter :)

Agreed that Misty would 1000% apologize after punching someone.

ALSO now that I think about it...

Misty would totally make friendship bracelets but since Viktor is a doctor and he can't wear them on daily basis he ties different one every day to his belt and wears them properly on special ocasions.

In return, Vik is always looking out for things that would bring Misty joy, be it a new incense, wind chimes or scented candles.

Ok so I really wanna know how the whole Viktor, Misty, and Jackie friendship happened????

Like I kinda imagine that Viktor and Misty knew each other first (though I can’t even begin to imagine HOW they met, that would be something fun to think about….) before Jackie got involved.

Jackie sure as hell wasn’t expecting to get one of those ‘You better not fucking hurt her’ talks from Viktor, but damn if he wasn’t gonna take that to heart. Even after that it still took Jackie almost a whole year to show Misty that he was worth her time.

Y E S

I saw that meme and immediately thought “big V energy”  Please tell me this hasn’t been done before

Even if we don't get Viktor romance (the pain, the struggle) I think they should add random calls and texts from him. I mean, come on, they are close friends. Viktor 100% would call or text V to ask how they feel, if the Relic acts up and to remind them of their appointment. Give us some stupid inside jokes, maybe some texts giving some insight on their dynamic, memories of some stupid things Jack and V did. Doc would also text V to be careful and V could reply with something along the lines of "ok mom" or something like that.