...can You Stab Me In The Eye Sir?

...can you stab me in the eye sir?

hes so soft

Viktor Vector Head cannons (an ongoing list)

An only child

Went through a typical angsty/angry teenage phase, getting into trouble and fights, which is what got him started with boxing

He’s not actually sure how many times he’s been arrested - But that’s long behind him now!

Was known as a ladies man back in his day. Could find his way into anyone’s pants!

Divorced - It was messy but he and the ex have a decent relationship these days

Has more tattoos on his back and chest. And one on his bum that he got as a drunken dare when a kid!

Rarely gets sick, but when he does, he is really sick. Freaked Misty out the first time he called up to say he was too ill to get to the clinic. Her and Jackie had to go round his just to make sure he was still alive!

The name “Viktor Vector” was originally a stage name for his boxing career that stuck after he retired.

Is really good at keeping his temper. If he loses his rag at you, you know he cares about you.

When he is in mentor/training mode he is 100% serious and focused. He wants to make sure V’s form is correct and that they won’t accidentally hurt themselves throwing punches. V definitely does not have this sort of resolve and quickly turns these training sessions into flirting sessions. Viktor is powerless!

Can handle his alcohol except when depressed/sad, that’s when he goes off the rails and drinks to excess. (He tells Pepe to limit what he serves him at Jackie’s ofrenda to prevent his over drinking - that’s why Pepe just keeps ignoring him!)

A terrible gift buyer. If he goes shopping for a birthday present you had better not get your hopes up as his mind immediately goes blank. He wouldn’t be able to answer the most simplest of questions about your likes. BUT is very good with random gestures that make up for this. He’ll bring you a coffee, just because. Your favourite snacks are on offer at the supermarket, he’ll pick you up a pack. Notices you are running low on cat food, brings you a fresh bag.

Has very good stamina (if you know what I mean *wink wink*)

Is terrible at expressing his emotions verbally, he ends up muddled and frustrated. When he has to, he keeps it short and sweet. He much more prefers to show his emotions physically (the positive ones anyway). A hug, a friendly punch on the arm, a searing kiss… 

Really likes how he looks when suited and booted and is always a little upset that he never really goes anywhere that requires getting dressed up. Drinks with the guys after work rarely requires a suit!

Viktor: Care to explain why your leg is in your hands? Again?

V, crawling into clinic with her leg in one hand:

"Not all men"

You are right. Viktor Vector would never.

A

for science reasons i made a new v since i can put my graphics on the fancy pants settings now 

Vik simps be like

just a normal conversation between me and @eurodynesass about vik 😔