Wow People Out There Really Get Mad At Viktor Simps Coz He Ain't Fucking Ryan Gosling Or Other Brad Pitt

Wow people out there really get mad at Viktor simps coz he ain't fucking Ryan Gosling or other Brad Pitt level pretty. Jeez. Ya'll really romance characters just because of the looks and not because they are well-written characters? I mean whatever floats your boat but still. I have this problem with Takemura - he pretty, he fun, but he's loyal to Arasaka. Same with Johnny - pretty rockerboy, fun (and he's Keanu haha) BUT HE'S A FUCKIN TERRORIST. ALSO, the only arguments against Viktor I see is:

He's old when he's probably a tad bit older than River who's in his 40s, Takemura with all Arasaka tech could be around 100, Kerry is around 80 REMEMBER THAT PEOPLE AGE DIFFERENTLY

He's ugly. I'm not even going to comment this one because this argument is ✨invalid✨

Yes, I'm going to die mad about it and so are you.

Vik simps be like

just a normal conversation between me and @eurodynesass about vik 😔

"Not all men"

You are right. Viktor Vector would never.

Viktor Vector Head cannons (an ongoing list)

An only child

Went through a typical angsty/angry teenage phase, getting into trouble and fights, which is what got him started with boxing

He’s not actually sure how many times he’s been arrested - But that’s long behind him now!

Was known as a ladies man back in his day. Could find his way into anyone’s pants!

Divorced - It was messy but he and the ex have a decent relationship these days

Has more tattoos on his back and chest. And one on his bum that he got as a drunken dare when a kid!

Rarely gets sick, but when he does, he is really sick. Freaked Misty out the first time he called up to say he was too ill to get to the clinic. Her and Jackie had to go round his just to make sure he was still alive!

The name “Viktor Vector” was originally a stage name for his boxing career that stuck after he retired.

Is really good at keeping his temper. If he loses his rag at you, you know he cares about you.

When he is in mentor/training mode he is 100% serious and focused. He wants to make sure V’s form is correct and that they won’t accidentally hurt themselves throwing punches. V definitely does not have this sort of resolve and quickly turns these training sessions into flirting sessions. Viktor is powerless!

Can handle his alcohol except when depressed/sad, that’s when he goes off the rails and drinks to excess. (He tells Pepe to limit what he serves him at Jackie’s ofrenda to prevent his over drinking - that’s why Pepe just keeps ignoring him!)

A terrible gift buyer. If he goes shopping for a birthday present you had better not get your hopes up as his mind immediately goes blank. He wouldn’t be able to answer the most simplest of questions about your likes. BUT is very good with random gestures that make up for this. He’ll bring you a coffee, just because. Your favourite snacks are on offer at the supermarket, he’ll pick you up a pack. Notices you are running low on cat food, brings you a fresh bag.

Has very good stamina (if you know what I mean *wink wink*)

Is terrible at expressing his emotions verbally, he ends up muddled and frustrated. When he has to, he keeps it short and sweet. He much more prefers to show his emotions physically (the positive ones anyway). A hug, a friendly punch on the arm, a searing kiss… 

Really likes how he looks when suited and booted and is always a little upset that he never really goes anywhere that requires getting dressed up. Drinks with the guys after work rarely requires a suit!

Fandom: *mad at viktor simps*

Viktor simps:

It do be like that tho...