I'll Be Real. His Bald Patch Shines Brighter Than My Future And I Love It.

I'll be real. His bald patch shines brighter than my future and I love it.

I used to have major hots for Viktor, then I noticed his bald patch and I toned it down XD;;

Well he certainly is a bit old, it’s only normal and I find it cute :) I wanna touch it and kiss it asefwslaskgr

Viktor Vector Head cannons (an ongoing list)

An only child

Went through a typical angsty/angry teenage phase, getting into trouble and fights, which is what got him started with boxing

He’s not actually sure how many times he’s been arrested - But that’s long behind him now!

Was known as a ladies man back in his day. Could find his way into anyone’s pants!

Divorced - It was messy but he and the ex have a decent relationship these days

Has more tattoos on his back and chest. And one on his bum that he got as a drunken dare when a kid!

Rarely gets sick, but when he does, he is really sick. Freaked Misty out the first time he called up to say he was too ill to get to the clinic. Her and Jackie had to go round his just to make sure he was still alive!

The name “Viktor Vector” was originally a stage name for his boxing career that stuck after he retired.

Is really good at keeping his temper. If he loses his rag at you, you know he cares about you.

When he is in mentor/training mode he is 100% serious and focused. He wants to make sure V’s form is correct and that they won’t accidentally hurt themselves throwing punches. V definitely does not have this sort of resolve and quickly turns these training sessions into flirting sessions. Viktor is powerless!

Can handle his alcohol except when depressed/sad, that’s when he goes off the rails and drinks to excess. (He tells Pepe to limit what he serves him at Jackie’s ofrenda to prevent his over drinking - that’s why Pepe just keeps ignoring him!)

A terrible gift buyer. If he goes shopping for a birthday present you had better not get your hopes up as his mind immediately goes blank. He wouldn’t be able to answer the most simplest of questions about your likes. BUT is very good with random gestures that make up for this. He’ll bring you a coffee, just because. Your favourite snacks are on offer at the supermarket, he’ll pick you up a pack. Notices you are running low on cat food, brings you a fresh bag.

Has very good stamina (if you know what I mean *wink wink*)

Is terrible at expressing his emotions verbally, he ends up muddled and frustrated. When he has to, he keeps it short and sweet. He much more prefers to show his emotions physically (the positive ones anyway). A hug, a friendly punch on the arm, a searing kiss… 

Really likes how he looks when suited and booted and is always a little upset that he never really goes anywhere that requires getting dressed up. Drinks with the guys after work rarely requires a suit!

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for science reasons i made a new v since i can put my graphics on the fancy pants settings now 

Ok, here's a thing I've been thinking about for a very long time. We all know how weak V is near the end of the game. Coughing blood, fainting, headaches - full package. Let's say V got rid of the chip (what happens with Johnny is up to you, preferably he gets his own body because even if he's an ass he's our ass) but instead of your canon endings, V stays under Viktor's. Meds, maybe some brain implant to expand V brain space - yanno, your typical recovery stuff. No more merc shite, no more gigs. Chip just wrecked her body too much and now her days consist of days at clinic or Misty's shop, doing small jobs like fixing guns (or something else V is good at but doesn't requires running into gang nests and shooting things) and helping her friends with mundane tasks. V finally gets to grieve properly with Mama Welles, Misty and Vik. V and Viktor get really close, they talk about feeling and shite and romance between them just feels so natural. I really think V deserves some domestic life with someone who knew her for a long time like Viktor. Let. V. Recover. In. Peace. In. Viktor's. Arms. CDPR YOU COWARDS.

bro I vibe with you so hard rn cause that's literally my canon ending with my V im. like deadass my mari doesnt get with vik til post-ending cause they're both dumb and dont realize the other feels the same way until he's helping her recover from mikoshi

ABSOLUTELY YES V is gonna be a-okay and johnny has his body back and everyone helps them get through their physical and mental hiccups (esp in regards to getting used to the fact they arent connected anymore) and V finally gets to Rest

god i love it

just fyi

Viktor: Care to explain why your leg is in your hands? Again?

V, crawling into clinic with her leg in one hand: