I Left Cookies In Ur Walls

I left cookies in ur walls

yk just in case you want any

Tyyyy<333

Idk why but i feel like on their journey, Joseph would blame everything on Dio... like... really everything..

Imagine, Joseph nearly falls after stumbling upon a rock, then he goes "Damn you Dio!"

Or or he accidentally drops his food, "It's all Dio's fault!"

Bonus:

Dio: *sneezes*

Dio: wryyyy....I feel as if someone's cursing at me...meh, just the usual deal

Orphan

plot: kaku meets a kid who turns out to be an orphan

warnings: she/her pronouns and female oriented words usage (wife etc), tooth rotting fluff + slight x reader

(gif is not mine)

Kakucho was on his way home, to his wife. Just like any normal day, as normal as it can be in Bonten, he took the road he would always use.

Wanting to surprise his wife with the sudden idea crossing his mind, he parked in front of a bakery. He checked his phone to see if he was late or if he would be late, he didn't want to stress Y/N, knowing she already enough on her palate with her upcoming projects.

He payed for his baked goods before heading back to his car.

Kakucho felt so lucky, all his life he had dreamt of a family of his own, especially after his parents' death... But let's not get into that, right? These are his happy thoughts, not the time for emotional crap, he thought.

Of course he couldn't stop himself from thinking about his life in the orphanage, how would his life end up like if his parents hadn't died? Would he have still met Y/N? One thing for sure, he wouldn't end up as a gangster, probably a very normal job he would have.

To his surprise he clashed into something- no, someone.

Looking down he noticed a little girl, five years old or so...

"Sorry, I wasn't looking." he apologized to the girl. He looked around to see her parents yet he couldn't see anyone. "Wait, where are your parents?"

The little girl shrugged,

"At home," she replied. "I just wanted to go to the park, that's why I'm out if that's what you're wondering, mister."

Kakucho shot her an unimpressed look,

"So you're telling me that your parents let you go out at this hour... when it's already dark outside?"

She didn't meet his eyes, instead shrugged again.

"Come on, let's drop you home, little one."

She got in the car with Kakucho's help, she looked very fragile and thin... as if she wasn't eating much. She had such nice clothes though.

Little girl glanced at the sweets as her stomach grumbled.

"Want some sweets?" Kakucho offered, handing her one of the boxes.

She started munching on a chocolate chipped cookie without a word.

"Can you tell me if you know your address, little one?" asked Kaku as he started the engine.

"I dunno." she kept on munching the cookie, not giving a second thought.

"Then we'll have to go to the police station, they will be able to help y-"

"N0!" screamed the kid with a face full of crumbs. "Not the police station..."

Kakucho stopped the car and tuned to look at her,

"Why are you afraid of the police?"

He himself was too, but for a good reason. He was already planning on dropping the kid to the station and getting home before getting in trouble with the police.

"I... I lied, okay?" she averted her big, doe eyes, sadly. "I don't have a family, I was actually just planning to eat some of your cookies. That's what I usually do anyways."

"And you didn't get caught? Not even once?" he asked still surprised with the fact that such thing took place right after his thoughts about the orphanage? Was this a sign?

"A few times, but I managed to escape each time." she said as she reached for the doorknob.

Kakucho locked the car.

"I can't let you roam in the streets all by yourself, kid." he declared.

"Oh please, you'll forget about me in a few days anyways, it's not even that bad." she rolled her eyes.

She seemed too sassy for a five year old.

"It is that bad," he shook his head. "I'd know."

"How? You seem pretty rich, there's no way you're homeless."

"I was though, when I was a kid... I lost my parents in a car accident. It wasn't easy, not until I found my best friend... he knew how to do a lot of stuff. We got in tons of trouble too... You know," he said pointing at his scar, "I got this in that accident."

She was sunken in her seat,

"I don't have anywhere else I've got to go anyways... My parents had cut off their families out of their lives so I never met them. And now that they're gone... I don't have anyone."

Kakucho felt as if he was looking at a younger version of himself... right after the accident, lost.

"I will help you," he said, then warned, "But I need you to promise me that you won't run away."

She nodded her head, sniffling.

"Now let's stop frowning, everything will be okay, also we'll eat dinner at home. You still hungry, kid?" Kakucho smiled softly.

Little girl smiled through her tears,

"Are you gonna cook?"

"Nope, but one day I can, for sure. My wife has probably already pepared something." His eyes went wide, he checked his phone. "I forgot to tell her I'll be late-"

The little girl giggled from the backseat,

"Seems like you're in trouble."

A/N: should I make a pt 2 or an Izana version???

Modern joseph joestar would listen doja cat. I said what I said.

He would know every one of her songs by heart

I've probably read more fanfics than I've ever read my school books tbh.