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1 year ago

Joseph and Suzie Q gossiping together

They're both gay (or bi, idk) and Joseph was planning to ask Ceaser out after they dealt with Kars but then Ceaser had to go and fucking die

Jojo told her about his crush on Ceaser and Suzue told him about her little crush on Lisa Lisa

He was cool about at first and was like 'yeah, that's fair, she's pretty hot' but things got kinda awkward after he learned she was his mom.

"Suzie, Susie you're great, like, my best friend, and that's what I want you to stay as. This would be SO weird and awkward if you fucked my mom."

They got married for tax benefits


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9 months ago

Hiiii

here's a silly lil Caejose fic that i wrote at literally 2 am

Im also posting this on my Ao3 btw!! its Ace_th3_Shark

Time frame: before fighting the pillar men/during Caesar and Jojo's training period.

Words: 719

Summary:

Trans girl Joseph worrys about telling Caesar that she's a girl, Caesar assures her that he loves her no matter what.

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"Caesar?" Jojo muttered into the mentioned man's chest. The two had been laying on the small couch in Caesars room cuddling all day as they had had the day off of training due to a combination of particularly bad weather and some errands that Lisa Lisa had to run.

"Yes, caro mio?"

"I... I have a question." He hesitated, debating whether or not to go through with asking it. He'd been wanting to ask this since they started dating but if it didn't go well this could easily ruin their entire relationship.

"Ask away." He seems so calm. It makes Jojo nervous, seeing how relaxed he is, how he's about to ruin that peacefulness with the stupid question that he should just keep to himself.

But he can't anymore. it's been bothering him far too much for far too long to keep lying to Caesar any longer.

" Would you.. Would you still love me if-"

"Yes."

He responded instantly, without an ounce of hesitation. Jojo feels his heart flutter.

"What?" He repositioned himself to look at Caesar.

"Amore mio, there's not a single thing that could come out of your mouth to finish that sentence that would make me love you even an ounce less. My love for you will never stop, whether you want it to or not. I don't care if you were going to finish that with 'if I was a worm' or 'if I was a wanted serial killer' or anything in between. I'd love you no less any way and I'll say it as many times and as many different ways as I need to for you to understand. I love you, ti amo, ti amo tanto, I love you so, so fucking much."

Jojo sobs and leans back into him. fuck... he had not been expecting that in the slightest. He knew, or at least hoped that Caesar loved him but...Not that much... It was such a shame... Caesar was surely going to be taking that back in a few moments. Surely, he would realize just how wrong that statement was when he hears what Jojo had to tell him.

"I.." His words come out stuttery and shaky, broken up by the sobs still rolling out of him. "I think I'm a girl." she finally forces out; it feels nice to get it out of her system after so long of bottling it up and avoiding bringing it up every time that would convenient. It also felt like the most awful, nerve-racking thing she'd ever done in her life.

She sat there, leaning away from him ever so slightly again, waiting for him to do something. For him to yell at her, to make some rude comment, to hit her, to go on some long speech about 'womanhood' or some similar shit. She waits for him to take back what he said about loving her.

But he never does.

Instead, he gently cups her cheek and uses his thumb to wipe away her tears.

"And you're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen."

Jojo falls back onto his chest as best as she can with him still holding her head, even more sobs rip out of her. She was so sure, so, so certain that he would have some horrible reaction, not...this! Not for him to hold her even gentler than before, yet impossibly closer and tighter. Not for him to hold her and comfort her and tell her that he loves her over and over until her sobs calm down.

As her crying softens to just a few tears and some loud sniffles, she tries to speak again, "I- sorry, I just...was so sure you'd hate me.."

The look in Caesars eyes upon hearing that breaks Jojo's heart. He looks so pained to hear that she could ever even think of considering the idea that he could possibly hate her for anything.

"Oh, no, no, no, my dear Jojo- er, can I still call you that?"

"Yeah...actually, I kinda wanted that to be my name now."

"mh, a beautiful name for a beautiful girl!"

Jojo giggles a bit at that, having calmed down significantly from her initial reaction.

"Shit, I love you Caesar. You're an idiot, but you're my idiot and I love you."

And Caesar just laughs.

--end--


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6 years ago
But After Every Step, There Is Another,theres Fire Behind The Wall Of Ice.but After Every Breath, There

but after every step, there is another, there’s fire behind the wall of ice. but after every breath, there is another, if there’s anyone left alive.


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1 year ago

Modern joseph joestar would listen doja cat. I said what I said.

He would know every one of her songs by heart

Modern Joseph Joestar Would Listen Doja Cat. I Said What I Said.

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1 year ago
So Everytime I Go Onto Tumblr I Get Jumpscared By Posts From P*rn Bots Under The Joseph Joestar Tag So

So Everytime I Go Onto Tumblr I Get Jumpscared By Posts From P*rn Bots Under The Joseph Joestar Tag So Have This Thing I Made 💔


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3 years ago

Distracting Jojo (Jojos 1-8 x F!Reader)

You are a distraction to each of the Jojos, whether you know it or not.

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3 years ago

joseph joestar as your dad headcanons

bruh i really should have done this on fathers day but oh well 😀

cw: language, hint at character death, mention of fighting. SPOILERS FROM PT2!

gn!reader and enjoy 😌

Joseph Joestar As Your Dad Headcanons

omg if you’re his child that means your sister is holly literally so cute.

joseph would be such a good dad i can’t.

he’d be v over protective over you bc this is literally THE JOJO UNIVERSE

omg as a little kid he’d do little tricks with hamon to make you laugh or be entertained.

:(( thinks about :(( how ceasar :(( WOULD’VE BEEN :(( UNCLE CEASAR 😩😩

every day user of dad jokes AND HYSTERICALLY LAUGHS AT HIS OWN JOKES

as a kid you’d sleep on his stomach and he’d hold you so close 🥺

along with being protective enemy and dangerous people wise, HE’S PROTECTIVE OVER YOUR LOVE LIFE.

“i’m just saying if you have an s/o i’ll fight them if they hurt my baby”

a “cool” dad. he tries to stay in the trends but fails miserably.

“is this what the kids call “lit” these days??”

“pops- please stop-”

would tell you stories from his young days with ceaser

because he is the “cool dad” he wants to be your favorite parent AHAHAHHA

he also lets you have candy before bedtime SOMETIMES

he’d read you his comic books as bed time stories and be really expressive when reading the sound bubbles

not having a filter when you were younger-

“SON OF A BITCH” - joseph

“JOSEPH! not in front of your child!” - suzie q

he loves and adores you literally so much. you’re his pride and joy.

carrying you on his back or just picking you up a lot in general. also tickle fights

he loved to hug you and cuddle you but the cuddles became less frequent as you grew older.

spoiled you and holly sm pls

shares his, as jotaro would call it, “pointless crap” with you every time he sees something new.

“y/n listen to this new weird al parody with me!”

the whole fam watches disney films together on a non busy movie night 🥺

loved to chase you around and play peek-a-boo with you

even as you grow up, you’re bond is still very tight knit and close :)

during angsty teen years he had to go into semi strict dad mode and he offers advice whenever he thinks you need it.

he shares the things granny erina told him 🥺

if you think you can hide anything from him then think again LMAOO

he’s super intuitive and you’re literally his kid so he knows you even more than some enemy

he’s gonna know a vague idea on what’s wrong before you even think about telling him what happened

is so proud of you no matter what you do and he’s such a supportive dad

will always be there for you no matter how busy he is

this was kinda short but i hope you all enjoyed nonethelesssss :))

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