I Do Consider My Tumblr Friends To Be Real Friends, Even If I Never Met Them In Real Life!

I do consider my Tumblr friends to be real friends, even if I never met them in real life!

reblog if you consider the people youve befriended on this website (and other websites) to be real friends, even if youve never met them irl before

trying to prove something to my dad

Anon, leave my cousin alone!

(Starts poking dead person with a stick)

Heheheh

*gun*

*shoots anon*

Hiya River and IQ! *A very weird 12-year-old girl poofs into existence, she has long brown hair with cotton candy streaks, rainbow colored braces and is wearing a surreal outfit of a yellow sweater decorated with triangles, a rainbow tutu, long fun patterned socks and clown shoes, next to her is a very interesting looking pig) I brought, Waddles with me, he is my pet pig!

*pops up floating upside down holding little blue fire with little glowing eyes*

Hey what do you think of my dinner?

It's a mortal's soul!

Deeply concerning. Where did you get that?

Space

guys let’s play a little game, I say one word and you say something that rhymes with it.

vase

Are ya sure about that? *Uses his powers to cause excruciating pain in the Axolotl* I really hated it in the Theraprism, I will never go back there and ya can't make me!

Heya Axie, I am still gonna try to find something to stop ya from capturing me again! The Theraprism was very unpleasant and made me go more insane than I already was! I am watching ya right back!

I am much more powerful then you, Bill.

I'm willing to help ya out, other me! Together we shall get our revenge on that overgrown salamander for imprisoning you! (I personally escaped from the Theraprism by making a deal with my world's Shooting Star!)

This is......awkward on many levels. And sad. Honestly, you're lucky I came across this first instead of the higher-ups. I don't know if they'd wish you ill for being an impostor or not living up to the exceptions. Probably both. Boy, if they got their hands on you, it's The Hole for an eternity and some more! Guess that means something's still going right for you, doesn't it? <3

I'm assuming there's no Ciphertologists or maniacs willing to bust you out, in which case I offer my sincerest and most mocking 'sucks to be you'. But, hey! When all the trauma snowballs high enough, it'll make the breakout extra cathartic! Now that's something to look forward to :P

Love, @cryptographs-and-casinos ▲▲▲

"Shut up you aren't real.shutupshutup!"