The Urge To Write And Publish Fanfics Of Your Own Ocs As If Everyone Knows Them Even Tho Only Your 3

the urge to write and publish fanfics of your own ocs as if everyone knows them even tho only your 3 friends know their names

omg are there any blogs specifically for male/gender neutral acnh fashion? it's so hard to scroll through all thee dresses! I mean, they're cute and all, but please I'm begging you, I just want a cool sweater

do u ever feel like you need to just take out ur organs/bones and give them a good scrubbing?

like I want to take out my lungs and scrub them with a scrub daddy. and don't even get me started on my spine. that thing needs like a whole spa day

I find my hyperfixations so fucking funny cause one second I'm ranting about the happy gay little people in this book I'm reading and the next I'm lecturing you about fascim in America, the benefits of communism and how we are all being exploited

if you think about it, pronouns are actually amateur nouns. they show up then the *real* nouns are too lazy. backup nouns.

bitches be like "this is my little guy!!!!! my little man!!! my tiny tiny boy whom I love dearly!!!I grab him and shake him around lovingly he's such a skrunkly little guy!!!!!!! he's so aifhjsjfisnf and small and tiny and cute jnfjd!!!!!!" and be talking about an adult man who is old enough to be their father, has a job, has eyebags deeper then the Mariana trench, gray hair, a wife and kids (optional), and has seen horrors mankind will never understand, whis just tying to get through the day.

I'm bitches