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'Is it just me or does Farley (from OH) look like a fat Seth Levine (from RCD)?'

POST/CONFESSIONS DO NOT REFLECT THE MOD’S PERSONAL OPINIONS!

OMG AMAZIIIIIING

just eastern european things:

having a drawer full of plastic bags and storing plastic bags in another plastic bag

uncomfortable family reunions for every single holiday where everyone brings ridiculous amounts of food and several 2 litre bottles of soda

having to finish your food every time because you or your parents paid for it and if you paid for it you have to eat it

CABBAGE

homemade wine from plastic bottles that your family or your uncle’s neighbours’ wife’s cousin made in the countryside

cheap alcohol and cigarettes

foreign men always coming to your country and declaring ah yes i heard that eastern european women are beautiful

that one relative your mom hates and who she always makes polite but slightly salty conversation with at reunions but then after a few glasses of homemade wine you know they’ll get into an argument

your parents’ and grandparents’ revolution/war/army stories that you’ve heard a thousand times before

those red plastic candle holders that melt with the candle but everyone is still buying to burn underneath a picture of jesus??

crochet placemats everywhere

‘persian’ carpets that have been in the family forever. everyone always trips on them but there are always the persian carpets

your grandmother has at least one plastic statue of virgin mary in her house somewhere and at least one wood painting of jesus

tiny pocket-size, laminated pictures of saints that your grandmother always buys at church and give to everyone every time they visit

potatoes

the eternal fascination of every adult with the news on tv. one news hour ends? switch to another channel for the exact same news

the group of old women gathered outside on a bench, there is always a bench and there is always old ladies and they always tell you that you’ve grown so much since they last saw you even though it was just last week

the cars are parked on the sidewalks, the cars are parked on the street, to the point where you’re not exactly sure where you’re supposed to be walking

there is always a queue and it’s always eternal

growing tomatoes

a bowl of plastic fruit??

your grandparents giving you money for your birthday ‘to buy yourself some cakes/sweets’ and you having to pretend you don’t want it ‘no come on you don’t have to’ before inevitably accepting it ‘you really didn’t have to thank you’ 

spending that money on cheap alcohol

as soon as it hits 24 degrees everyone is out grilling food, in the back yard, in the park, in the cemetery, on top of a soviet-time apartment building…

SAUSSAGES

these plastic things on every table always in godawful floral or fruit patterns

and finally

weird shit like this

my brain while i'm staring at an open docs: i have never had a thought in my entire life ever

my brain while i'm showering at 3am: NOW LISTEN THAT'S HOW WE SOLVE THAT PLOTHOLE AND ADD SOME SUSPENSION, NOW SEE THIS AMAZING POETIC SENTENCE? THAT'S HOW WE DO THE LOVE CONFESSION AND YOU CAN ADD-

my brain the next morning, staring at an open docs: i have never had a thought in my entire life ever

Day 1 of pbpARTy2020 - favourite choices pet - Lord Pompadour

Ah I love this story already! 🥰 When do we get more???

Mei! Don't let him go!