I DON'T WANT TO GET A JOB AND PAY TAXES, I WANT TO MONCH ON CRABS AND ROLL IN SEAWEED

I DON'T WANT TO GET A JOB AND PAY TAXES, I WANT TO MONCH ON CRABS AND ROLL IN SEAWEED

"You should be on social media!" No, I SHOULD be a sea wolf running across the rainforest floor of the Canadian coast catching salmon and foraging berries with my pack. BUT WE CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT WE WANT NOW CAN WE?

Starscream ghosted him :(

I bring wolves, but I also bring sexy robots if that's your thing lol

reblog if you're a therian and you run an active blog. trying to find some fellow therians 👍

GRAAHHH THIS IS LIKE- TWO OF MY FAVORITE THINGS!!!!!

now I'm imagining a MCR style rock-opera song titled Till All Are One

(not making any promises but I wouldn't be opposed to writing that)

OPTIMUS PRIME x MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

I've been so busy that I haven't really had time to post -.- I was supposed to finish this a month ago, and... it's still unfinished. If I ever complete it, I'll share the final piece.

My favorite songs off the album are Mama and Sharpest Lives :))

STARTING MY TUMBLR RAMBLING JOURNEY!!!! (Spoilers for TFP)

TRANSFORMERS: AFTERMATH

This AU consists of three main archs (with a fourth being planned for the future) :

-Prologue

-Aftermath

-Lost Light

- (Earthspark)

I'm still thinking of an acronym for my AU but I'm thinking it might be TFAM? idk,,,

Prologue follows Atlas! My very obvious self-insert OC (lol). He's a human who was saved by Optimus then basically adopted by Team Prime. He gets kidnapped by Starscream (who uses him as a bargaining tool to get back into the Decepticons after getting kicked out because of his shenanigans) half way through the story and learns about the war from both perspectives, and learns a lot about Starscream.

Well Starscream realizes (with some Atlas therapy) that Megatron kinda sucks when he's on Chaos Lean so he should dump his ass, and basically gives Atlas back to Optimus, which almost gets him killed and he goes into hiding. (It's much more dramatic, I can always write short stories for these scenes if anyone is interested.)

Everything in TFP (except the parts with the OG humans cause I cut em out) happens as usual.

But Atlas is on Earth, and realizes, "Shit, if these guys go back to Cybertron, I won't have anyone..." So he says FUCK IT, ROBO TIME.

He then spends the next five years (between TFP and the movie) building a body. He uses parts from a vehicon, (not Steve don't worry), Dreadwing, and car parts from an old 1998 Subaru Impreza he found in a car dump. Using Shockwave's tech, and some help from Ratchet who begrudgingly agreed to help him, he basically Frankensteined himself into this body and became the first artificial Human/Cybertronian crossbreed? thing.

He cleans up some loose ends on Earth (mainly evidence of his existence and some evidence of the Cybertronians' existence) then GOES TO THE MOON (with wheeljack, who picks him up and then takes him to Cybertron)

He learns that RATCHET DIDN'T TELL HIM THAT OPTIMUS DIED and he's sparkbroken :(

Ratchet was too though, Optimus and him were low key husbands.

Then we have AFTERMATH!

This was a dnd campaign I ran with one of my friends, I only had one actual player, who played Pierce-tail! The last of Shockwave's predacons, who he made to be a guard-dog for a small bunker he was hiding in on Cybertron after Megatron surrendered. The story follows Pierce-tail, who has mysterious magical powers that nobody can explain, and his fight to save Cybertron and Earth from Shockwave and Tarn, who've teamed up to rebuild the Decepticon army and colonize Earth.

Spoiler alert, Pierce-tail kills Shockwave and fights Tarn to the death and kills both Tarn and himself by literally exploding due to his powers overloading his frame and turning his spark into a nuke.

And then we have Lost Light!

Rodimus (Who was cryogenically frozen for a little while and didn't know the war ended), Ultra Magnus (who was retired from being Cybertron's ruler because he got too power-hungry and racist) and Megatron (Who's taking extensive therapy and learning to be a good leader and prove himself as a worthy member of society with help of Atlas) take a crew of 40 members to find the LOST KNIGHTS OF CYBERTRON!

(It's basically a big dating sim for my three players.)

I'll do big plot updates on what happens in TFAM: Lost Light, but anybody who's interested in this AU, feel free to ask me any questions, I love getting asks! They make my day :3

Most of these ramblings I won't tag with the usual Transformers tags cause I don't wanna clog up the tag with my stuff ;-;

But this one I will!

Not a pun, but it seems like in some cases Transformers are named after skill/attributes they have. So, if Starscream was a scientist before the war according to G1, maybe he's just /really/ excited about astrology

omg

excited nerd baby