Guys...

Guys...

Guys hear me out...

*cough* I'd say shit like that about Hermaeus Mora *cough cough*

Oh mb chat. Had something in my throat

tumblr mobile is so hilariously shitty because you’ll post something like “i need to shred his pussy like a six string guitar” and that bright blue banner will pop up at the bottom of your screen like “wow, what a great post you just made! do you wanna blaze it for others to see?” no actually this is the website i go to to make sure no one will ever see this

we don't get to hold hands until I know your deepest secrets and your most shameful thoughts I don't make the rules buddy

we can kiss but before I need to know the entirety of your soul it's company policy

The affect of lockdown (if we have another lockdown do I become a man again)

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

heh... "friends"... heheh

Them: "How can someone like Hermaeus Mora?! He's the worse with his long speeches and tentacles!"

Me: *on my way into Apocrypha, to read some books and share some secrets with the best eldritch boy*