"don't Go Grocery Shopping When Hungry" Doesn't Work For Me Because Not Hungry Me Cannot Conceive Of

"don't go grocery shopping when hungry" doesn't work for me because Not Hungry Me cannot conceive of a universe in which food is needed so she buys like a cup of pomegranate seeds and some fancy cheese and thinks that'll get us through the week.

ctubbo is a blonde blue eyes little freak and he and tommy pretend to be each other even though their varying height difference and sounding very different and the only person they ever trick is schlatt who can’t tell british people apart

Redraw let's gooooo

I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

today im thinking about the huge buff bread guy from kikis delivery service. highly underrated guy

Hi guys meet my boyfriend /silly