Bitch Go To Sleep (text Style)

Bitch go to sleep (text style)

(Y/n is sleep deprived and a little delirious)

Y/n: heyyy

J(bae): hi?

J(bae): why are u awake

Y/n: I can’t

J(bae): oh god

J(bae): it’s almost 4 am

Y/n: oopsie

J(bae): baby go to bed pls

Y/n: I CANT

Y/n: my body is awake but my brain is honk shoo honk shoo sleepy

J(bae): wtf

Y/n: 🐈

J(bae): is that a fucking cat?

Y/n: his name is Jeffrey

J(bae): go to fucking sleep

Y/n: okieeeeee

J(bae): I mean it

Y/n: yeah yeah whatever grumpy pants I’m gonna go honk shoo honk shoo mimis

J(bae): good

J(bae): I love you

Y/n: OMG I LOVE YOU EEEEE

J(bae): bitch go to sleep

Y/n: mhm ok 💤🫡

Awwww (Janis is so me tbh, I be forgetting about food)

i need buff reader x janis, who carries janis and places her on her lap when janis doesn’t wanna eat 😫😫

Where else would I be, baby?

Janis ‘Imi’ike x fem! reader

Warnings: coarse language, fluff, bad eating habits

In which Janis sometimes gets so busy she doesn’t even think about eating and reader has eventually come up with ways to have her eat something

“Oh, my God.” The second you stepped into the house, you saw Janis out in the backyard, art supplies sprawled all over the floor. You rushed over to her, “Janis. You’re still here?”

“Where else would I be, baby?” She asks, barely glancing at you.

“Have you been sitting here all day?” You crouched down to talk to her, then just sat down.

“I did get up to use the bathroom.” She tells you, eyes completely focused on her art piece.

You raised your brows, perplexed. “Did you eat anything at all?”

“Didn’t you even think about it.” She mutters.

“I’ve been gone six hours, Janis.” You looked at her, horrified.

“I’m not hungry.”

“Because you’ve been here, engrossed in your art.” You sighed, “Come on, let’s go out for dinner.”

“No, I need to get this done.” She says dismissively, “And you just got back from work, so…”

“So, we need to eat.” You stated.

“You go.”

You scoffed, “Janis.”

“y/n.” She mocks.

You exhaled, a little frustrated, “Janis, come on. It’s dinner time and you barely ate anything at breakfast.”

“Yeah, being on a period will do that to ya.” She laughs dryly.

“You know what I’ll do.”

“Try it, I don’t care.” She replies, tongue sticking out slightly between her lips in concentration. “I need to finish this tonight. I’ve been putting this off doing nothing for like two weeks.”

“I’m literally about to pick you up off the floor so you will sit at the table while I make dinner. If I have to spoon feed you so you’ll eat something, I will do it too.”

“Sure.” Janis chuckles. “Please do that.”

“Wouldn’t be the first time.” You nearly snorted, standing up. Easily, you picked her up when she least expected it and walked into the dining area then placed her on the stool by the island.

She sulked, clearly defeated. Janis groans, resting her head on folded arms. “I know you like working on your art, but you gotta remember to take care of yourself, baby.”

“I know, I know.” She sighs softly, “I just forget. If I busy myself with something I don’t even feel hunger, it’s like the last thing on my mind.”

“Which is why I told you…you gotta take a break every now and then, get up and stretch, walk, drink some water, have a snack.” You turned around to face her completely for a moment. “You need to eat to survive.”

Janis sighs, “It’s a bad habit, I’m sorry.”

“And that’s exactly why I’m helping you out with that.” You shrug. There was leftover rice in the fridge from last night so you took that out and opened up a can of Spam, along with the half-used bag of frozen vegetables. All that in a pan, dinner was settled and ready soon enough.

“Are you gonna try to avoid me now that the food’s done?” You eyed her suspiciously. She struggled with it sometimes. She’s never said it, but her actions spoke louder than words.

She doesn’t say anything but sulked and raised her brows. A sigh then falls from her lips as you plated the food. You left your portion in the pan though, literally instructing her to sit in your lap so she couldn’t go anywhere until she’s had her food. You weren’t eating anything until you knew she’s eaten. You’ve had your lunch, she hadn’t. So, you know, she had to eat. You could wait a few minutes more.

But of course, Janis was a little shit sometimes. Refusing to even sit down beside you now. “Ipo.” You exhaled harshly, “It’s like you want me to put you in my lap just so you’ll stay put and eat.”

She grins, “Maybe I do. Be my guest.”

Without a second thought, you grabbed her off her feet, away from the fridge. Closing its door in the process, “That was too easy.”

“Yeah, you’re jacked.” A chuckle falls from her lips.

“Okay, now— eat up.” You handed her the spoon. Janis jokingly groans but still dug into the food. You rested your chin on her shoulder with an arm wrapped around her waist.

“How was work?”

“I smell like popcorn, and I got new blisters. And a customer yelled at me today, so…same old, same old.” You laughed, pressing a kiss to her shoulder.

“Ouch.” She turned her head slightly, seething at your revelation. Then, she spots the red bumps on your hand. “That looks…painful.”

“Eh.”

“Aren’t you gonna eat?”

“My head hurts, so I think I’m gonna go take a hot shower afterwards first before I eat.”

“You can go now.” Janis tells you, shoving a spoonful of the fried rice into her mouth.

“I kinda don’t want to.” You said quietly, arm tightening around her waist.

“Hm, why’s that?” She asked, a cheeky smile forming on her face.

You let out a sharp exhale through your nose, trying not to chuckle, “I just wanna spend some time with you, is that so bad?”

“Aww.” Janis teases, “Go drink some water. Maybe you’ll feel better.”

“No way. You’ll run away from here and we both know that’s a fact.” You gasped, “You’re my prisoner until you finish this plate.”

“Oh wow.” She replies, bored.

“Excuse me?” She played along, “Janis ‘Imi’ike. Just trying to make sure you stop this unhealthy habit eventually.”

She ends up giggling, “Sorry, baby. I know.” Janis turned to look at you, beaming. You sighed, “You’re so fucking cute, you know that?”

“Oh, I am?”

You pressed a kiss to her cheek, reaching your hand up to squeeze her chin, “Yes. Yes, you are.”

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💭A/N

I’m actually giggling at my screen reading back on this drabble lmao.

*sobs*

OMG 😍

janis x reader where they somehow end up proposing to each other omg🫶🏼 just fluff or maybe a smutty ending, but i’m fine with whatever lol.

I just want to get married!

Summary: Janis and reader propose to one another! Fun! Pairings: Janis x Reader Warnings: Smutty ending, minors don’t interact! Otherwise just fluff!

“What if she says no?” Janis paced around nervously, clasping the little black box in her hand, “I mean, what would happen?! What if I mess up?

Damian sighed, “She won’t, trust me, you’ve been dating for almost 3 years!” He said, watching her go back and forth before standing up, and groaning, stopping her abruptly. 

“And stop pacing, you’re making me sick.” He added, and Janis nodded

“Alright, alright,” she exhaled after holding her breath, her cheeks a bit red from how long she'd been holding it.

She shook out her hands, “Okay, got the plan down?” she asked determinedly. 

“Of course I do, you’ve…well, we’ve been practicing and planning for months.” He reassured her, making her sit down by pressing on her shoulder.

“I know, but let’s go over it one more time, this needs to be perfect!” She bounced in place, Damian groaned but nodded.

“Fine, first…”

–

You checked yourself out in the mirror, you were wearing a pretty sundress, not wanting to be too obvious. 

You continue to adjust the dress.s You frowned, you looked okay, but you always thought you looked just ‘okay’, you really couldn’t tell. (You looked beautiful according to the text you sent Cady asking.)

“This has to be perfect,” You grumbled to yourself, flicking open the box you stored in the pocket of your jacket and staring at the ring you saved up for forever. You knew Janis would love it, a smile pulling at your lips at the thought of her seeing it.

But what if she says no? That little voice rang in your head, you bit your lower lip and snapped the little box closed. You were so nervous.

 You picked up the picnic blanket you said you’re being and your purse, and you were on your way to the spot.

This could either be the best day of your life, or the most awkward.

–

You pulled into the park parking lot, and got out of the car, and you were met with a sign by the place you said you’d meet Janis. It read; Follow red arrows.

You quirked an eyebrow, intrigued. You looked around curiously, and spotted a similar sign with a red arrow painted on it. You adjusted your purse strap and followed it, to yet another sign. This went on for about 4 more signs until you felt like you were going in circles.

Suddenly, you spotted a sign in the distance, you walked over to it, it read; Turn around. With a painted smiley face. You turned to see Janis upon a hill-top with a suit on.

God she looks hot, but why is she dressed up? And how the fuck did I not see her before?

You basically ran over to her, “Jan! What is all this for?” You laughed, tilting your head to the side with a puzzled look.

Janis snapped, and Damian appeared out of fucking nowhere, playing the acoustic guitar. He startled you, but you paid little mind to it, still staring at Janis and the way her eyes sparkled in the sunset.

She slowly got to one knee, and pulled out a box, you gasped.  Eyes widening, you looked down at her, “(y/n), I love you, I have always loved you, ever since I laid eyes on you, you’re amazing,” She breathed, you placed your hand over your mouth, dropping the blanket you were holding, along with your purse.

“Will you marry me?” she asked, her voice raising an octave as she revealed the beautiful ring. You felt your palm sweat. You didn’t respond at first, before slowly lowering yourself onto one knee, now at eye-level with her.

“Will you marry me?” you squeaked, eyes watering as you pulled out a similar box and opened it.

Damian had still been playing a soft melody, then he stopped, and you heard him gasp. You glanced at him, he was near in tears.

Janis laughed and you laughed with her, “This is…” She tried, then broke off in a nervous laugh again. 

“Awesome.” you finished, looking at her with eyes filled with affection, “Yes, Janis Imi’ike I will marry you.”

“Then, yes, (y/n)(l/n) I will marry you.” she said and brought you into a kiss.

You heard Damian clapping as you two finally broke away from the kiss, and slipped the rings on one another fingers, rising from the floor.

“Congratulations lovebirds!” he said, he was more teary-eyed then either of you, he gave both of you a tight hug.

“I don’t mean to be that person, but it's getting dark,” He said after a second. You rested your head on Janis' shoulder, holding her hand with yours, “We should all get going, you two be safe,” he tossed a wink to Janis, which you caught and smiled.

He saw you both to your car, Janis had hitched a ride here with Damian.

“Bye, love you two idiots!” He said, closing his car door, and driving off. You watched him drive away, then turned to Janis.

“I love you so much,” You whispered, pressing your forehead against hers, “future-wife.” she giggled.

“I love you too, maybe we can cel rate when we get home?,” She whispered, you raised an eyebrow.

“Alright, better get going then, huh?” you said, your voice a bit lower than expected, Janis smirked, and you both rushed into the car.

– 

As you drove, Janis’s hand found its way to your thigh, tracing gentle, almost ‘mindless’ patterns as you drove. It was innocent at first, you paid it no mind, but it began slowly easing upwards and you shot her a warning look.

“Don’t try anything, wait.” 

She batted her eyes innocently in response, and it would irritate you if it wasn’t so adorable. She was just trying to rile you up, was it working? Yes. Did you want to crash in the process? Not really.

“Fine,” you gave in and she didn’t even have to say a word, “you’ll be the death of me.” you muttered affectionately.

Her movements didn’t stop, dancing their way up your thigh teasingly. You focussed on the ride, though difficult, the growing heat between your thighs a distraction. 

–

You pulled into the lot to your apartment, you both instantly stumbled like drunken teenages into it, messily kissing on the way. Janis opened the door swiftly, kicking it close just as swift.

You found your way to the room, where Janis, gently, pushed you on the bed, straddling you.

She looked down at you with a smirk, you rolled your eyes and pulled her by her tie into a kiss.

“So, future wife,” she drawled playfully as she pulled away, she was beaming, and you couldn’t help but admire the sheer perfection of a woman on top of you, “be right back.” she tapped your nose and slid off you, her hand lingering on your thigh as she left.

She returned moments later with a strap on, your lips twitched into a smirk, “I love you.”

“I love you more,” she said softly, she climbed into the bed beside you, “now turn over so I can ruin you.”

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