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MAMA UR BACK! YES. IS THE ASK BOX OPEN?

I am back💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾

And sorry bb the ask box is closed. I gotta lot of catching up to do

I have no idea if this is open at all, if not please just ignore this ^^'-(Nsfw!) So, I don't mind if it's head canons or Scenarios, but Subaru with a Male S/O who usually bottoms but wants to top for the first time? Thank you!( I also apologize for my English, I suck at it ^^')

{Your english is fine bb}

-Subaru is a dominant guy okay

-So when his s/o asked if they could top he was conflicted

-On one hand, he was curious what it was like

-On the other hand, he remembered how sore his s/o always was when he was finished with him.

-That definitely scared him a bit

-And Subaru is so unnecessarily stubborn, so convincing him may take a little time

-After a week of thinking it over and some weird advice from Laito, he finally said yes

-On the night of the activity he’s pretty nervous

-He’s never done anything like it before

~Dirty Details~

-Subaru insists on facing away from his s/o so he can’t see how flustered he is

-When his s/o enters him he hides his face in a pillow or his hands

-Subaru has the sweetest sounding moans

-He won’t admit it at first, but he actually enjoyed the experience a lot

-Going back to the fact that he’s new to the experience, he is going to need quite a bit of preparation

-Lube is a MUST. He will lash out if you try without it

-The entire time, he’s flustered and flushed

-His face is bright red(because anime logic) and he tries his best to muffle himself and hide his face

-Afterwards he’s gonna be a bit of a baby

-He’s turned away and refuses to talk about it

-Don’t get upset, it’s just he normally doesn’t like change

-Just cuddle up to him and ask if he enjoyed

-After a minute of silence he’ll finally speak up 

-”It was good....I guess.”

-He’d definitely want to make it something that happens once a month

-He just won’t know how to tell you 

Can I have a scenario with the sakamaki (plus kino) were they confess their love to someone and then they're like "oh I'm a lesbian... we could still be friends..? Wanna listen to girl in red, she's really good."

Shu is stunned for a second. His eyes would widen for a second before going back to his usual bored expression. He wouldn’t say much about it after and he wouldn’t mind being friends. He’d still harass you as he did before. Maybe even more than usual just to be annoying. If you have a S/O or show interest in any in someone he’d become sort of a wingman. It wouldn’t be intentional either. He just always has something sly to say and 9 times out of 10 it’s something that expose your interest in someone.

Reiji is salty as hell. No matter how obvious it may have been he blames you for “Not saying anything beforehand.” He goes on to tell you that he wasted his time on you. He wouldn’t be too keen on the idea of being friends after, but if he misses your presence enough he may come around again and be a friend. Or what he sees as a friend.

Ayato acts as you would expect him to. “Well no wonder you weren’t fawning over Ore-sama.” The rejection hurt his ego a bit so he may be a little salty for about a week, but he’s one of the easier ones to be friends with afterwards. Once he gets over himself he’s actually a pretty decent friend to have. Sometimes he does forget though. He’d flirt and try to bother your chesticles before remembering. He’s a good wingman once your friendship is fully developed and will hype you up almost as much as he hypes himself. He expects youth be his “eyes in the inside” as in he wants you to befriend females and get them interested in him.

Honestly, Laito is gonna be more interested in your sexuality than you are. When you reject him, his flirtatious smile doesn’t falter. If anything, it gets wider. The conversation would do a complete 180 though. Now he’s asking who you’re interested in. He wants the details on things you’ve done in the past and even requests to sit in on your next amorous encounter. You end up having to tell him to chill the hell out. He’d definitely want to be friends afterwards. He won’t stop his advances, but they’d be a bit different. He’s a good friend though, in his own Laito way. If you don’t watch out, he may become your best friend.

C’mon. We know Kanato is going to throw a tantrum. It may become a case of “If I can’t have you, nobody can.” You may just end up being apart of his collection. However, if he likes you enough you may be able to calm him. If he wants to be friends then it’s gonna be a very possessive friendship. And if you have an S/O well..good luck.

Subaru becomes distant after the rejection. He feels embarrassed about the whole ordeal. If you want to be friends with him, you have to go to him and you have to be persistent. He’s going to continue to push you, but eventually he’ll come around. Once he does, he’ll start to ask questions. He’ll ask about your past and why you chose your sexuality. He may even ask you to help him discover himself.

Kino just stares at you and smirks. When you ask why he just goes, “So you like pussy, huh?” He’s so annoying about it. Asking probing questions and harassing you. He’d chill after a while though, but not by much. He’d always bring up your lack of interest in him. If you’re walking with somewhere with him, he’s gonna point out every female he sees and ask if you’d date them.

I’m listening to DL character songs while I write and I swear Devil’s spire. ALL THIS DAMN MOANING. I’VE SAID IT BEFORE, BUT GODDAMN BRO.

I have 28 asks to answer! Expect them to be posted soon👀

Closing the ask box! But you guys are in for a treat in this new year of 2021👀

Happy New Year!

I think the pspspsps will also get Azusa’s attention so when Kou is pspspspsing a bride Azusa is just like “????”

Azusa would think the bride is broken ngl

I’m like. In the mood to do text requests. For any fandom I know. I’m stuck in bed with nothing else to do😂 So please send in text requests. If it’s for something other that DL send it to @hoe-days please💕💕💕

(Also I will eventually answer the requests I already have. Idk when-)

Don't worry too much, maybe try to look up vids for tips on how people have managed it. But worrying won't help you get any better and can even make you feel physically worse. I'm praying for you and please don't give up hope. Just like if you had pneumonia or a severe flu, there's a chance you could lose against it, but if you take care of yourself and let your body do its job, you should be ok💜

Hang in there and don't give up no matter what.💜

Ahhh thank you💜💜

My family is gonna be at home 24/7 now so I’ll probably get back into dl to avoid interacting with them. I may start writing again eventually if I have the energy for it.

Are you alright? Like mentally ?

Idk. I was already depressed and I wanna cry? But I’ve kinda also accepted that there’s a possibility of me y’know. Yeeting

So uh

A bitch got Covid-19

And idk hOW cause I never leave home. So I’m assuming I got it from a family member. So ye. Idk what to do. Cause Covid is gonna fuck with my Asthma. Rip

Can I get Laito x Ace/gay! Reader. Dosen't have to be romantic relationships just platonic if you want thanks!

{You’re welcome🥺}

-This is a pretty fun dynamic

-Laito is the most sexual being alive

-So having a friend or s/o be the exact opposite is something new for him

-It starts out very rough

-His sole reason for befriending you is because he wants sex

-Now the two options are to avoid him like the plague or not react

-He pins you? Tell him to fuck off with a straight face

-He attempts to grope you? Bunch him in the stomach

-It won’t really hurt him, but it will catch him off guard 

-He’s taken back by you having zero interest in sex with him

-He goes from lusty to curious 

-Most people he seduces give in to his teases or they squirm

-He enjoys both

-But not you

-Now he wants to know what makes you tick

-He starts hanging around you and trying to make you snap and give in, but it never happens

-After a while of bothering you, he starts to enjoy your presence in a more friendly way

-His teasing becomes more scarce and he starts having genuine conversations with you

-He prefers to come to your place, as to not have his brothers scare away his first actual friend he’s had in a while

-He tells you about all the places he’s been and the time periods he’s lived through

-No doubt your favorite story is the one time he went to prison

-He has lots of questions about your sexuality

-You’d have to break things down for him slowly

-He doesn’t understand how someone could not like sex

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Best anime ship hands down-

me: reading the pspspspsp post to myself

my cat : 👁👄👁

Kou also uses this technique to summon cats

okay but if kou pspspspsp’s brides he definetly drops them too especially when he’s in a more sadistic mood, because unlike cats humans just go thwack when they hit the floor rather than landing gracefully.

All I thought of was

Kou: PSPSPSPSPSPS

Bride: *sigh*

Ruki, standing in the hallway:

I have a discord server btw

You’re free to come and make friends!

https://discord.gg/CbUqJu2

This is sporadic as shit like, Kou would definitely use the “pspsps” to get his s/o’s attention. You can pry this off my cold dead hands. (And the sad part is, It would actually get my attention🤡)

He fucking would. Kou would be annoying as fuck when he wants attention😂😂

S/O: yo kanato you free to hang out today

Kanato: naw I’m killing a bride… then I’m free

S/O: ok bet

That baby laito is so smol🥺 I might have to get one!!!!

I’m glad you like it :) It would be much appreciated💕

So um

Look at my bby Laito sticker🥺

https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Chibi-Kid-Laito-Sakamaki-by-CherryLemons/61237555.EJUG5

Are you still working on request right now?

Slowly, but surely