Smooth Criminal

Smooth Criminal

THAT FUCKING TONGUE GETS ME EVERY. DAMN. TIME!

Sebastian Stan + licking his lips

It’s called…anxiety, nervousness.

Fell asleep with my baby girl after visiting @avon_lopez14 and @amex1174 #sleepydog #puppysofinstagram #sleepysleepysleepy

What aggravates me is that Tony is being a hypocrite. In Iron Man 2 he told the government to got f*ck themselves for the same reasons Steve opposes the Accords (taking his right to choose his battles/making the Ironman their slave), and then does a 180 in CW and agrees to become their bi*ch

And I'm screaming at the screen the whole time going "REALLY TONY AFTER THAT HYDRA MOLE STERN YOU'RE REALLY GONNA TRUST THE SCHMUCK WHO'S BEEN HUNTING YOUR SCIENCE BRO!?!?!?!??!!!??!?!?"

when people ask why I’m Team Cap -_-

So I know which border I'M moving across if Chump reaches the White House

Honestly, Canada, now you’re just rubbing it in our faces.

reblog if you would be fine sharing a restroom with a transgender person