Honestly, Scorpio Is Scarily Accurate

Honestly, Scorpio is scarily accurate

The Signs and What:

Aries: Something plastic, on the outside at least. Something that can rearrange itself ever shifting body parts into a thousand imperfect forms.

Taurus: Something that wants out. Something fighting to get out. Something that hungers for Latin jazz, and blood.

Gemini: Something with legs like saplings. The forest seems to change every time you turn around.

Cancer: Something ridden with seeds, its touch is a plague of blossoms.

Leo: Something that is a reflection of what it once was. Curiosity assuming a new and curious form. If only it had known.

Virgo: Something that acts as a metronome to hordes of jiangshi.

Libra: A mistake that believes itself more perfect than anything else. Twisted eyes see a twisted world. Twisted arms drag it along imperfect ground.

Scorpio: Something scared and hungry. Something that is so so sorry.

Ophiuchus: Something that plants trees over the bodies. Something that completes the cycle.

Sagittarius: Something covered in the brambles that killed it. Roots and blood intertwined, feeding from sun and stomach alike.

Capricorn: What looks like a german shepard made completely of human hands and smoke.

Aquarius: Something that can almost but not quite copy you. It has trouble with anatomy and scale.

Pisces: Something that remembers being human under all the wings and blood and chitin.

I would die

You are trapped in an elevator with the person on your lockscreen. Who is it?

Reblog with who you get stuck with~

*melanin

Melatonin is part of the sleep process, whereas melanin is skin pigment.

White people were a mistake

STRICTLY SPEAKING I THINK THEY ARE A MUTATION

Edward Elric

You're intelligent and funny. Dont sell yourself short

did you just call me short

No that’s gander, gender is the name of the robot from Futurama

no that’s gengar. gender is a game of skill that involves balancing wooden blocks

*covers myself in goose fat and climbs into the swimming pool* ‘sup