Does Urinating On Someone Count As Sexual Assault? ;)

Does urinating on someone count as sexual assault? ;)

That Libra advice would have been helpful a few months ago when I broke my knee.

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: You are responsible for a tiny piece of the world. Treat it with the kindness you expect of yourself.

Taurus: Relax your shoulders and breathe, dipshit.

Gemini: The stars and I know its scary, but you have to lend yourself the time to not worry. One life ending nuisance at a time.

Cancer: Concern yourself with better things and the pinions that keep you here will slowly rust away.

Leo: Where do you end? How far can your voice travel? Do you know where your borders are? Or do you slowly lose force, like a gravitational field?

Virgo: Habits cannot be broken, they can only be replaced. Addict yourself to more gentle things.

Libra: All endeavors must be self centered in some way or another. Be sure that you are centered on the right parts of yourself. Knees are weak.

Scorpio: The world shapes us in odd ways. We break our toes constantly without noticing.

Ophiuchus: Its a marathon not a sprint. Its not a deathmatch either. Put down the sword.

Sagittarius: Familiar comforts can and will be shed in due time. No need to hurry the process along unduly.

Capricorn: And what, pray tell, is your best interest? Only you can know.

Aquarius: The things that beckon the long dark will have their turn. You have minecraft to play.

Pisces: A sincere apology is a rare thing. Don’t make it worse by adding humiliation into the mix.

Edward Elric

You're intelligent and funny. Dont sell yourself short

did you just call me short

No that’s gander, gender is the name of the robot from Futurama

no that’s gengar. gender is a game of skill that involves balancing wooden blocks

So... I made Obama slighty more cursed

Rust take with a side of brock of lee and mushy potoooooooos