Me Sitting Alone In My Messy Room At 2 Am In The Morning Having A Shit Ton Of Work To Do:...

Me sitting alone in my messy room at 2 am in the morning having a shit ton of work to do:...

*hears a notification from tumbler*

Me: OH FUCK- YANDERES

*notification about someone talking about random shit*

Me: Eh whatever, I wasn't busy anyways

*continues to read tumbler*

-morning-

Me: Ah shit-

Randomly pulls a 20 page thesis out my ass*

Me: perfect

My best friend: How do you manage your life like this?

Me: I dont. 😃

Potat o' luck 🥔

I am the yandere demon that lives in your closet and whispers "yass queen. Slayy" into your ear as your just about to close your eyes. : ]

This. This is why I downloaded tumbler.

A professor gave us an extra credit option: take a picture of yourself outside, doing something that you would not usually do. We were told not to take it too seriously. Here is my entry:

I maintain that sticking my head in the mailbox is not something I do on a regular basis.

this is a poem

I love how people are shipping Donkey Kong/Mario bc of the Mario movie. It serves as a nice parallel to Bowser/Luigi. Plus that the idea of both Mario Brothers being bisexual monster fuckers is funny to me.