I've Been Cooking Up Some Wriothesley Stuff... Hopefully It'll Be Good Enough For Ao3

I've been cooking up some Wriothesley stuff... hopefully it'll be good enough for Ao3 👀

let me be sweet to you, baby. lay back on a fluffy duvet, propped against a dozen soft and plush pillows, while your rolls pillow outwards in front of you and between your legs. i'll pop chocolate covered fruits into your wet, open mouth while i massage your skin with scented lotion. we have to give your stretch marks some love, of course. your tautly stretched stomach is begging for me to rub little circles into it. caressing, with maybe a pinch here and there. just be my plump and pampered pet for the evening. 💘

Zagreus commission for Blorp on Discord!

Day 97473929748 of wanting to draw the hottest, fattest bellies with my OCs and ships involved...

What if we met up and you fed me and then I fed you and then you fed me and then I fed you and then...

ok trying baking soda and apple cider vinegar bloat holy shit

first off baking soda-mixed it with water, drank it with a straw cause that shit nasty and it can bypass your tongue easier. Just a tiny bit, not even a quarter teaspoon. Drinking it I started feeling bloated, but I wasn’t sure if that was just from drinking a lot of liquid yknow? Or from the acid already in my stomach? But then then apple cider vinegar, just a little, also mixed with water. The effect was literally instant. It was like a stretching sensation, like when you puff your belly out to make it larger, but it’s not you doing something, it’s something doing it to you. It felt really good tbh 👉👈 like I can’t puff out my belly any more 😳 rubbing it feels incredible too 😖 all gurgly and gassy >.<

And I was like “is this healthy and ok” and the answer’s yeah cause baking soda is basically what’s in Tums, and people drink apple cider vinegar just for funsies, and they’re neutralizing each other anyways. OBVIOUSLY don’t do it every day, cause too much baking soda can be bad for you and cause your stomach to over-produce acid but again, ur putting more acid in legit right after ur putting in the base so ur making up for it. Idk which would be better to consume first, maybe ACV first so the reaction is more dramatic and all at once?? Ugh organic chemistry coming in clutch fr 😎😎😎 but it’s better for you and more ..scientifically accurate (?) than like coke and mentos, or banana and sprite, although arguably a briefer experience. idk tbh I haven’t tried the others 🤔🤔🤔🤔 anyways that’s my review 9/10 stars, losing one only bc it was so short (might also be a benefit tho in certain circumstances) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️