That's A Lie, I Fear.

That's a lie, I fear.

CHAPTER FOURTY OF ITB IS DONE IM FREE IM FREE IM FREE IM FREE I CAN FINALLY GO ON A SIX MONTH HIATUS IM FREE IM FREE IM FREE IM FREE I NEVER HAVE TO WRITE OG CALE’S UGLY ASS UNTIL HE SHOWS UP AGAIN ID LIKE TO THANK CHOI JUNGSOO ID LIKE TO THANK KIM ROKSOO ID LIKE TO THANK LEE SOOHYUK BECAUDE HES A BADDIE ID LIKE TO THANK ROSALYN BECAUSE SHES AWESOME ID LIKE TO THANK VIOLAN ID LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE BIT OG CALE THANK GOOOOOOODDDDDD IM FREEEE IM FREEEEE IM FREEEEEEEEEE I NEVER HAVE TO WRITE HIM SCHEMING EVER AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IM FREEE FINAL CHAPTER OF SEASON ONE IS IVER IM FEEE IM FREE IM FREE

My poor baby (that I don't have) is never leaving the house if these are the only babysitters available, tysm.

"Will you entrust your child to this person?"

Result may vary.

𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗲 𝗕𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗼𝘄: Made no effort in appearing approachable nor keeping your child entertained, most probably grab your child by the scruff of their clothes in the least consideration to prevent your child from missing. Your child might be 1) scared and scream, 2) cry and scream, 3) glare but shut up at his scary face, or 4) wait for the right moment to scream so this strange guy will fxck off. Unintentionally appearing like a grumpy family member(?) taking care of the youngest who's throwing tantrums in public. No one will approach and do harm to the child. You never saw your child that pissed off and they apparently looked scary enough for you to flinch.

𝗦𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿𝘂: Scary face but will crouch down to your child's level to pat them on the head. His smiling face seemed ready to commit manslaughter. He actually will grabbed your child's hand, give ice cream and sit on some nearby bench. Your child actually scared of the guy, the ice cream cone cracked and crushed under his feeble-looking fingers, they're too scared to run away and not eating the ice cream under his excited smile. People around them might call the police at moment's notice. Your child will return with stomachache and crying.

𝗗𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵: Generally clueless around children, your child included. Face paled and sweat so much with permanent scowl that your child not sure if he's angry or scared of them. Said nothing and do nothing but watch. Will 100% suspected as kidnapper. Your child might make fun of him until they find out this guy's real angry face is heinous and frankly traumatizing they'll scream at the top of their lungs. You'll have appointment for the consequences, both for police station and hospital.

𝗘𝗹𝗶𝘀𝗻𝗲𝗵: Reliable and do magic tricks. Pretty older sister with friendly approach. Will traumatize your child. Will 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘻𝘦 your child. Magic tricks as disguised hardcore gore implications. Taught your child the hard way to never run around and went missing. People gushed at them for the sweet interaction. The beginning of your child being scared of strangers and crowd places. Definite appointment with therapist.

𝗔𝗱𝗶𝗻: Make you question your loyalty to your husband based on his face alone. Serene smile with friendly voice. Understanding and considerate. Your child likes him. Your child is happy with him. Your child is in danger. That might be the last time you'll see your child alive. The guy who'll help you find your child with most effort and provide most assistance. Your child is not found. He is happy.

𝗥𝗲𝗱𝗱𝗶𝗸𝗮: The wanted serial killer you just happened to meet and entrust your child with. Definitely the last time you'll see your child. Definitely will not reunite with your child in a good way. [Redacted] and [redacted] will be the state your child's body be found in. Not immediately but your chance of survival is also zero.

This is so precious to me

This is actually more of this thing i made bc it was actually genshin amnesia world travel au all along LMAO

He keeps saying things he really means, without knowing why

An even better question is, how TF did the details of Cale's bathroom even come up in the story? Because they weren't in like logs or notes at the back of the volume, no, all these details were IN the TBOAH novel and since the novel is told from the heroes perspective (mostly Choi Han), that would mean that they would've needed to be in his bathroom.

The only one I can reasonably think of being in Cale's bathroom is Ron because he was Cale's butler but even then, I don't think we would've gotten Ron's perspective in TBOAH until AFTER leaving the territory or during it and even then, why would Ron's perspective note Cale's bathroom when he has no reason too. The only other people whose perspective could be given this early on would be Choi Han or Beacrox and neither of them would have any reason to be in Cale's bathroom because the only conclusion would then be that toxic violent ChoiCale yaoi was canon in TBOAH.

Unless that part was detailed in a third person perspective? Which would be weird to just slap a random third person pov for some minor character's bathroom design and the reasons behind those choices. And I seriously doubt that Cale himself would've gotten a perspective in the TBOAH novel since he wasn't that important.

CJG, get out of Cale's bathroom.

I went back to reread the novel from the beginning, and I'm stuck on the fact that Choi Jung Gun was extremely descriptive in writing The Birth of A Hero. To the point it's kind of ridiculous.

For a family that was one of the firsts to fall during the war, as well as Cale being the first remarkable interaction Choi Han had after Harris village, I guess it's somewhat understandable that he mentioned their names and relationships.

However.

Why the fuck is describing the large full body mirror in Cale Henituse's bathroom necessary? Why did he mention that Cale Henituse was the only one in the family to have one as large because he paid attention to his appearance a lot?

Unless that mirror is kind of like a secret door to a secret chamber hidden in there, that was an absolutely useless piece of detail.

I genuinely want to see if the author will ever expand on this.

Jour <\3

Mentally well activities include playing house with a couple of dolls and pretending u are alive and well with your husband the beautiful incredible gorgeous amazing talented skilled wonderful lady and your three lovely children

Dodam Finds the Human Bastard

"Did you forget me?" Dodam whispered as he watched a red-haired youth named Cale drinking alone in his room and staring out the window.

Dodam was quite sure it was the human that was inside the evil bastard that set him free. It was him. But it was not. He wanted to ask the bastard with the sword about "Cale" but he didn't want to give him the same hope he felt.

This Cale always threw bottles and caused a ruckus but never hurt anyone. And when he was alone, like now, his eyes were always sad. Dodam didn't like that. Why is Cale sad? Didn't he say that money is everything? This Cale had lots of money and servants. Why is he still sad?

He is great and mighty. He will figure it out. If he forgot the great Dodam Miru, then he'll just have to make him remember. He tried to think of what made the Cale he knew happy.

Cale Henituse woke up groggy after drinking until he fell asleep. He felt something was... different in his room. He saw an apple pie on the desk beside his bed. It was still warm.

On a tree outside, blue reptilian eyes were visible, waiting. The blue eyes looked proud when he saw the sad weak drunkard Cale smile as he ate the apple pie.