Cafe Kacchan Week

⤷ cafe kacchan week

SUMMARY → when the bakusquad ‘challenges’ bakugou by simply stating that no one would date him; he knows he can’t get a girlfriend in one afternoon so he asks the only girl he knows to be his fake girlfriend for the day. easy right?

PAIRING → bakugou katsuki x fem!reader

GENRE → fluff, romance ( childhood friends/fake-dating )

A/N → happy birthday to our boom-boom-bitch ( unedited / not proof-read )

MASTERLIST → if you want to read other works of mine

“MAN WITH A PERSONALITY like that you are never getting a girlfriend.” Kaminari says boldly yet again reminding the ash blond of his stinking pile of trash fire personality showing off he has no fear of death.

As Jirou raise a brow onto him, “You don’t have a girlfriend either.” she reminds him, “He doesn’t— but he can.” Kirishima tries a shallow attempt at helping the boy, “Very bold of you to assume anyone wants to date him.” Jirou rebuts, twisting her earplug around her finger.

“Since when was it the dunk on Denki club? We were talking about Kacchan, have you ever seen him with a girl?”

Causing them to hum and discuss between themselves; trying to think of a time he has been consistently been nice to a girl whom he has been around long enough to be dating. Completely not ignoring him and in the process annoying the shit out of him.

“I have a girl friend and she likes me exactly the way I am.” he announces to the group. Making them look sceptically among themselves not quite sure what to say, “Then invite her.” Sero challenges.

“I will.”

“Can you believe them, they think I can never have a girlfriend?” he asks. Shrugging you take another mouth full, vacuuming the bowl of ramen into your stomach, “I don’t know, I’m pretty sure I’m the only childhood friend you have left.”

“That doesn’t mean shit, dumbass!”

Looking up he is staring daggers at his bowl, “Yeah, well… Most girls don’t like you screaming at them, or calling them bad names.” you tell him, sipping your water.

“Whatever.”

Having the waiter replace your bowl with ramen with new ones, you watch her place a hambuger down. Which you always down for as you glance between it and the blond he slides it closer to you, smiling softly.

“You never let me have this,” you say. Narrowing your eyes as you make your voice deeper, “you will die of if you keep eating this shit, ( y/n ).” mimicking the boy, “and now you are actively giving this…” you say suspiciously.

“Just eat it.”

Humming you take a bite of your hambuger, “That can only mean you want something.” you say with your mouth full. Cringing his nose he ignores it for the sake to continue his story, “I told them that I have a girl friend.” Katsuki starts.

Making you hum, “The imaginary space bar trick.” you tease, taking a sip of your drink.

“And we are going to this ramen shop on Saturday.” he says, ignoring my statement completely. Raising a brow at what he’s insinuating, “That’s tomorrow.” you say, playing dumb.

“I know.”

“You don’t have a girlfriend.”

“Connect the dots, shitty women.”

Rolling your eyes, “I know what your asking; I just want you to say it.” you tell him. Making the blond groan as he hangs his head back, “Fine,” sighing dramatically, like it is the worst inconvenience for him to ask.

Mumbling something along the lines of wanting you to do this for him which you honestly half-heard but you wanted to fully hear it, “I can’t hear you.” you tease.

“Will you be my fake girlfriend?” he sighs.

Moving along the table, you hug him thightly, “Ahw, Katsuki, I thought you would never ask.” rubbing your cheek against his teasingly, “Yeah, yeah.” he mumbles annoyed, yet not pushing you off.

Pulling away you hold a finger up, “One thing tho.” you say, your face as serious as you can muster — which is not very serous — “What now?” he sighs.

“You pay for today and for me tomorrow.”

“I pay for you all the time.”

Tilting your head you think back to all the times you hadn’t spend a penny as you ate anyway. Not even realising it, “I guess you do. Never really realise that.” you hum. Shrugging it off, you smile at him, “Can’t wait to meet them.”

“They aren’t that great.” he denies. Raising a brow you try to repress your smile, “They truly are heroes if they are dealing with you.” you say. Making him glare at you, “Shut up—”

“Do I need me to do anything special?” you cut off, not wanting to be kicked out and banned of yet another restaurant. Sighing, he shakes his head, “No, not really. Just be yourself… but like my girlfriend.” taking a bite of food.

Humming you nod, finishing your hambuger off, “That doesn’t sound too hard.” you mumble, washing it down with some water. Glancing back at him as he stayed silent, he looks at you with an odd expression, “What?” you ask confused.

“You make it sound weird.” he tells you, eating his food as he does. Not understand it, you shrug,“I know you very well.”

“Just be on time.”

STANDING IN FRONT OF the restaurant the Bakusquad waits for the seemingly imaginary girlfriend, “She is coming.” he repeats when he sees the look on their face.

“Dude, you can just be honest.”

“I’m not lying!”

Finally spotting the spikey blond hair from afar, you run. Cursing yourself for missing your train. You tried to do it all right, just to be a good fake girlfriend for him, you didn’t even know why you tried so hard.

Sighing relieved that he was still alone, you hug his arm like always, “I’m so sorry for being late, Kacchan. I wanted a drink for on the train but then this older lady from the grocery store, you know the one. She kept going on and on and I couldn’t get her to stop—” you rant.

A small smile tucks up his lips at your ramble, “It’s fine.” he reassures, putting his hands in his pockets, “Are you Bakugous girlfriend?”

You freeze at the sudden extra voice. Turning to the voice you spot; a pink girl, a red-haired guy, a yellow-haired guy, a girl with earphones, and a guy with tape elbows.

Blinking at the group, nodding slowly, “Ashido… right?” you ask, suddenly feeling a lot more nervous. Making you subconsciously holding his arm closer to your chest.

Nodding at your answer, she tilts her head, “Katsuki has told me loads about you. All of you; it is hard to get actual names, tho.”

“I’m dunce face.” The yellow-haired boy says. Making the girl with purple hair roll her eyes, you're pretty sure her name is Jirou, he talks nicely about her, “His name is Kaminari, I’m Jirou.” the girl introduces.

“I’m Kirishima.”

“Sero Hanta.”

Nodding you try to not forget their names, “I’m ( l/n ) ( y/n ).” you tell them, “Are we going to stay outside or eat?” Katsuki asks.

Walking to the room, all of you wait outside to decide who is going to sit where before you move into the room. Letting them discuss where they want to sit and taking the seat that is left, “She should have the corner seat.” Jirou says breaking the discussion up.

“I want the corner seat.” Kaminari-kun cried out, “I never get the corner seat.” he pouts,

“You can have the corner seat.” you reassure. As Ashido takes your shoulders, “No, no, she is the bakusquad guest. She should have the good spot.” she tells you.

Making Katsuki take you into his arms, “We are not the bakusquad.” he grumbles, “Yes, we are.” Kirishima says, “No, we are not.” he denies, placing you into the seat she let you to anyway. Making the pinkette smile cheekily, “Which school do you go to?” Sero-run asks.

“You should not interrogate her right away!” Ashido whisper-shouts, which is very obvious as she sits in front of you, “It is okay, I go to Seiai. Nothing like U.A.” you tell Sero.

“For support items?” Jirou asks. Making you nod, as you take a sip of your drink, “She designed mine.” Bakugou says for you, “But they all needed to be “for killing’.” you add. Mocking his choice of wording; as even his knee pats needed to be ‘for killing’.

Humming, he sets his tea down, “She is just deflecting because she ‘forgot’ about the shirt.” he says unconvincingly, making it very much so seem like you did it on purpose.

“That was an accident.”

Making him snore, holding his hands up, “Yeah, right an ‘accident’ I’m pretty sure you just did it because you are a perv.” he says in air-quotes, “Am not!” you defend, not being able to stop laughing at the girl on his face.

“Uh-huh, say that to the top you didn’t make.”

“Why did you dating this guy?”

Katsuki his glare, “Want to die today, Racoon-eyes?” he asks her, letting small explosions sound from his hands. Which did not even make her blink.

Pulling his hand down, you smile at the girl, “I know Katsuki can be an asshole, and he is.” you start, “Hey—” he stays, “But, he is actually a really nice guy. He won’t tell you he cares about you all the time, but he will push you to be your best self.” you start

A small smile tucks up your lips as you recall the memory, “I remember when I was young and everyone told me I should be a hero and that was the last thing I wanted to be. And one day in the park I was with this idiot—” poking his cheek, he just watch you carefully, “And he told me about All Might his suit, how cool it was. And the person who made it must have been super smart. Smart like me.”

“I don’t think he even remembers that day, but that made me realise that even though I don’t want to be a hero it doesn’t mean I can’t be useful.” you say softly, feeling kind of dumb for caring so much about what he said when you were kids.

If you had looked at his face at that moment and the soft expression he held. You wouldn’t have felt that way at all, “When I told him I wanted to do something in support he was my biggest supporter.” you chuckle, “Always letting me test my inventions out on him. Never getting seriously angry when he got hurt. Letting me design his suit by just telling me the general vibes he wanted and trusting me to know what he wants.”

“His love language is trust, food, and… I think it’s acts of service.”

Making your brows furrow together at the strangely warm feeling flushing to your body due to you having been caught rambling about your friend so long, “I’m sorry, I have been rambling. What was the question again?”

Looking over their faces, all of his friends look so softly at your statement, “That was so manly.” Kirishima-kun mumbles, holding his fist up. As the rest nods, “That was so cute! You love him so much it is so obvious!” Ashido tells you, rubbing her eyes.

“Yeah, I… I do.” you mumble, shifting your eyes over your fingers before they land on him. The soft look in his eyes reassuring you.

Letting the words sink in, they stayed silent making you a little nervous, “Childhood friends to lovers. I am so jealous!” Kaminari-kun cries out, “How long have you guys been going out?”

“Uh—” we looked at each other. Not having thought about that or discussed it, “6 months.” we say in unison. Making them nod, “We went to middle school together.” he adds, which had nothing to do with it but if it makes it seem more real, it makes sense.

Getting your food, it all went well. You heard more things about Katsuki; mostly stories that you had heard from his perspective that came off really different from theirs. How he always says he is just going ‘out’ on Friday when he is meeting you, but did tell Kirishima he is having lunch with someone but that someone was always a mystery… until now.

Pulling you away from Katsuki. Ashido pulls you into a hug with Jirou, “It was so nice to meet you two,” you tell the two. Making them smile along with you, “We need to hang out.” Ashido tells you.

Nodding at her request, “And I will send you the playlist when I make it. I will be starting tonight.” Jirou adds, “On Line?” Kaminari asks, coming into the conversation, “You can’t have her Line ID, weirdo. Baku-bro will blow you up.” Sero-kun says pulling him away.

Making you chuckle as his face pales at the thought. Glancing at the blond he is nodding as Kirishima-kun is adamantly telling him something. His face naturally soft instead of the frown he makes so often.

Glancing back at the girls, you smile, “Can’t wait. For the playlist and the hangout.” you say, “We will figure something out soon.” Jirou reassures.

“( y/n ).”

Looking up, he nudges his head to the train. The number stating that it is yours, “Don’t forget about us.” Kaminari mumbles, making Jirou roll her eyes.

“I won’t.” you reassure.

Stepping into the train, you take the seat next to Kacchan. The train moving in a matter of seconds. The train cart almost empty. It was quiet, but it wasn’t awkward. It was comfortable as you listen together to the silence. Leaning your head on his shoulder, closing your eyes for a moment, “Tired?”

Nodding against him, you hum, “I will wake you when we are almost there.” he whispers. Relaxing into his warmth, you trust that he will keep you safe as your body shakes with the movements of the train.

But the warmth of the train did not last forever, stepping outside the cold temperature hits you in the face, making goosebumps appear all over. Wincing you want to curse at yourself for the second time today. At not thinking about everything before you left; first not with the drink, and now the jacket. Something you didn’t even realise until now.

Feeling warmth take over you, you look up. Seeing his coat on your shoulder, “No, you will—” you deny, “Just take it.” he grumbles, starting to walk before you continue to deny it.

He eventually slowed down and let you catch up to him. It made you smile, as you teasingly nudge his side which he ignores but the red tips of his ears could not, “Are you blushing?”

“No, it is cold, Shitty Woman.”

“How are you flushing but don’t have any goosebumps.”

“Since when are you a skin doctor?”

Arriving at your house, you grin at him, “Since I am analysing you, Katsuki. Seems like you are a lot nicer than you want people to think.”

“I’m not.” he denies. After it ends, you are not quite sure what you should do now. It was quiet for a moment before you pull him into a hug. Sighing relieved as he wraps his arms around your waist, “Uh, thanks, for today.” he tells you softly.

Rubbing your cheek on to his shoulder, we held each other for a little longer, “That’s what friends are for… Right?” you ask softly, not quite sure if you want him to agree with you or not.

“Right.”

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so… normally i don’t post these but i’ve a theory/thoughts on the ua traitor. firsly, i’m not saying i’m right, just that i think i could be!

my top suspect is; aoyama. either 1, he is lactose intolerant ( with the amount of cheese he eats ).

or, 2, the most likely answer; quirkless. i know, only a small amount of people are quirkless and it would be a big coincidence that 2 formely quirkless kids made it into 1A but it wouldn’t be if he is the traitor.

now, we know his his quirk is not “compatible” with his body and he got the belt to help with his quirk on a holiday. what if he didn’t get a belt as a “support item” but as a quirk itself ( maybe by afo ).

why else would he always wear his belt? even in situations where he logically won’t need his quirk to fight ( so doesn’t need his support item ). like in the pool for example?

even more suspicious is how come that at the training camp where they got ATTACKED by the league. dabi CLEARLY saw him, he let him go? with how sadistic he — dabi — is that seems very unlikely unless that was part of the plan ?? ( an allyship ??? )

that + the way he acts sus & how he wants to be friends with deku. i understand he wants to make friends but why deku? is it main character syndrome, is it truly because of their quirks ( which i don’t think he has but lets go with that for a moment ), OR bc the league/or whomever he works with needs him too?

my top three is; 1, aoyama, the reasons stated above. + we know enough about him to care and be shocked by the reveal but not too much that it will shatter everything like if it was shouto, iida or ochako.

2, hagakure, reasons; it’s unclear how she even got into UA as they use cameras and she is invisible? also, where was she at the usj? she says she was with shouto but wouldn’t she have been frozen too then? AND, her ability makes it possible for her to just go as she pleases. as it seems to be a mutation, she can just leave and come as she wants + lie that she was there even though she wasn’t for her cover.

3, kirishima, i really don’t want it to be him but he is well liked and there for no one would suspect it + he does have insecurities and if someone like the league got a hold of that and build a relationship with him on mutual trust. i could see how i could be manipulated into telling them things ( side note: if it’s actually him i will throw myself off a cliff ).

other options are; principal nezu & kaminari. the first one, honestly it’s just because he has the means to do it and as seen at the exams he had a hatred for humans so.. yeah. but it’s a reach in my opion.

the latter is mostly because of other people their theories. i don’t think denki is the traitor nor do i like them as it seems like they only villanise people with bipolar/split personality disorders and i don’t like that narrative ( but he’s on many ppl their list so i acknowledge it atleast ).

I truly truly believe award shows nominating someone who has passed and then not giving them the award is horrendous. You’re going to get their family’s hopes up. You’re going to make them dress up and sit through the ceremony. You’re going to put them on display and say “here are the people who lost a loved one, maybe they’ll get to bring home a trophy for that loved one!” and then not give it to them? that’s fucked up. yes, this is about chadwick.

have said it before & i will say it again. kiri asks for consent and it is super sexy ( asking for consent is hot and kiri go that down to a T )

itadori definitely had people confess to him and he had no clue what was going on. they are like “i like you” and he will go; “i sure hope so” bc they have been friends for months it would be awkward if they didn’t like him too.

it wasn’t platonic, and it went right over his head... *sigh* i love this dummy

⤷ cafe kacchan week

SUMMARY → normally he is a simp in private but for a change explosion boy is a softy for his girlfriend in public

PAIRING → bakugou katsuki x fem!reader

GENRE → fluff, drabble

MASTERLIST → if you want to read other works of mine

A/N → a firm believer of bakugou being mean to everyone but being an absolute soft for his s/o, he mostly does not display it in public but he is the biggest fucking simp for his partner

GROUP TEAM-UPS IN CLASS are generally pretty chill. Obviously everyone is giving it their hundred procent but the change of pace that we aren’t in actual danger gives it a relaxing vibe.

Apparently your boyfriend never got that memo; “Dunce face, is it that fucking hard to not be in the way?” Katsuki screams at Kaminari swinging through the air as he catches the blond mid-air and out of the way of Todoroki his ice.

No matter what he always makes sure no one is in danger, faux or not. He will complain, give them mean nicknames, and scream at them but he will always do it; which is pretty admirable.

“Kiri, now!” you call out. Having set up the plan; Sero put his tape up in combination with Mina-chan it was an acid trap in the making. The only problem was Uraraka and Todoroki on the other side. They could ruin the plan in a matter of seconds, but if we keep it up it will pull us to victory.

“Next time will be better.” Mina-chan offers. Rubbing your back as we are now on the bench. The entire plan having fallen apart as the acid slowly ate away at the tape making it snap under the pressure.

“It was my fault, I did not produce it right.” she tells you. As someone — you did not even have to look up to guess who it was — clicks their tongue, “You should learn how to use your quirk. All of you are useless, extras.” Bakugou says.

“( l/n ) her plan didn’t work either!” Kaminari calls out, trying to deflect. Which you understood but it still sucked, “I know.” you mumble, a frown still present on your face.

Looking down, there is a beat of silence before your boyfriend screams again; “I don’t have time for this bullshit!”

Turning to you, he leans down before holding your cheeks in his hands. Cradling it so gently, placing his lips to your forehead, “Except for you, baby. You did great, you are perfect, keep being your cute self.” he whispers placing a kiss on your nose before pecking your lips gently.

Smiling up at him, you give him a peck. Letting his hands fall to your shoulder he turns to the rest of the people the soft expression turning into one of annoyance, “What?” he asks loudly, raising his hand threateningly as they all just stared at him.

“Nothing!” they deny fastly, each of them looking at a diffrent direction not wanting to anger the pomeranian.

BONUS

Sitting at the couches with Mina and Kyoka, you flip through your Hero History book, “Who would have know Bakugou is such a softy.” Mina says for the millionth time since the three of you got seated, gushing at how soft your boyfriend was with you.

Especially when you compare it to the way he acts towards everyone else, “It kind of makes sense, he is mean to everyone but her. Classic tsundere behaviour.” Jirou adds.

“He does reads shoujo on the regular.” you shrug, taking a sip of your drink. Not noticing the stunned look on their face at the new information. Before you know it, they get up padding to the kitchen to find the romance reader, “You read shoujo?” Mina asks loudly for everyone to hear.

He walks right passed them, going straight to his girlfriend, “I told you to not tell anyone...” he says leaning on the opposite couch.

The glare on his face making you know it is time for you to run, “Tsuki, we can figure this out... like adults.” you say, holding your hands up as you get up from the floor.

“I think you should run.” moving his fingers as a grin comes to his face, “Would you judge me if I ran?” you ask, “Definitely.”

Humming you make a break for it anyway, everything better than being tickled until submission by your explosive boyfriend. He knows no mercy;

“Beg for mercy!”

Not being able to stop the laughter to burst passed your lips, you shake your head. Trying to make him stop without admitting defeat, “Never.” you giggle.

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